Collision

By: Julia and Runa

Edited by: Julia and Runa

Disclaimer: The West Wing is not ours. Harry Potter is not ours. I don't know about Runa, but I'm going to my room. I'm gonna turn off the lights and wonder what happened to my life.

A/N: So, this story was thought up by us while talking about The West Wing and Harry Potter. You see, our main discussions are around Harry Potter and now The West Wing.

Summary: Lily and the Marauders are in their Seventh year when they accidentally travel in time to the Bartlet Administration. Oh, the chaos that'll ensue! Harry Potter/The West Wing Cross-over. L/J and J/D!

Chapter 1

"My family is gonna be the death of me," said Sirius to James.

"Padfoot, that's not true! You're living with my family now. Don't let your family get to you." James looked at his friend. Sirius had just moved in with the Potters. The Black family hated him because Sirius was a "blood traitor" to his family. After years of verbal abuse, Sirius couldn't take it anymore. He packed his things and left without a word to the Potter Estate.

"Remus, Oi, Remus, come on!" Sirius was calling over to him "Where've you been, mate?"

"Oh, just replying to a letter from Wormtail. He said that Ulaanbaatar was pretty cool, but just not the same," replied Remus.

"HEY! I thought he said he moved to Mongolia!" Sirius exclaimed, "Curse you, Peter and your lies!"

"Padfoot, he did move to Mongolia. Ulaanbaatar is the capital." Remus said, not looking up from the book he was reading.

"Oh, that explains it. Hey, Padfoot, Moony, wait until I tell you about-"but as soon as they turned the corner they saw a furious Lily Evans.

"Potter, just where were you when we had to patrol the corridors tonight?!" She screamed at the top of her voice.

"What? I- uh, uh-"

"That doesn't explain why you weren't patrolling with me!"

"I'm sorry, Lily, but I-"

"But nothing! While you guys were out meandering around looking for secret passageways and whatnot, I was doing my duties as Head Girl!"

"Hey, we weren't-"but James was interrupted once again by Lily.

"SIT!" She commanded and pointed to the wall.

"What?" The three Marauders chorused in confusion.

"You heard me. Sit. Against. The. Wall," she said through gritted teeth. And they sat. The boys knew never to go against Lily Evans when she is mad. Never. "You three need to grow up. You can't be going around causing chaos and not attending to your school work. Now, Remus, I know that you-"

"Uh, Lily?"

"POTTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH…As I was saying, Remus, I know that you study, but that incident with the geese in the Great Hall was partly your doing. And another thing-"

"Lily?"

"BLACK! When I tell Potter to shut up, that goes for you as well. Now-"

"Lily, how did you do that?" Sirius asked quickly, seeing as Lily was about to open her mouth.

Silence.

"Black, what exactly do you find in those passageways? Whatever it is, stop smoking it."

"What Padfoot means to say is, how did you make that door behind you appear?" Remus intervened.

Lily turned around. There was, in fact, a door there. "Uh, isn't this the Room of Requirements door?"

"No, it's not, and how do you know about the Room of Requirements?" Sirius asked.

"Well, I- uh…I mean, what's it to you, Black, if I know what the Room of Requirements is?" Lily stammered. She knew that they were going to find out how she found out about the Room of Requirements; she was just stalling for time.

"It means, a lot, Lily, a lot." Sirius said feigning seriousness.

"Well…okay, fine, I um…kinda made out with Tommy Hutchins there once." Lily said, knowing what was about to happen.

"Excuse me? You made out with Tommy Hutchins? He's the bloody captain of the bloody Ravenclaw team! C'mon, Lily, we all know Tommy Hutchins goes out with a different girl each week!"

"Like you don't," Lily retorted.

…

"That's beside the point!" James said, waving the statement off, "Look, Lily, you shouldn't be dating Tommy. He doesn't deserve to clean the mud off your shoes."

"I decide who I date, Potter, and if I want to date Tommy, I'll date Tommy. This conversation is completely absurd! I'm not even dating Tommy Hutchins!" Lily yelled, throwing her arms into the air.

"Well, this argument has been a blast, but I want to see what's behind that door." And with that, Sirius, with a look of utter glee upon his face, leapt towards the door handle and swung open the door.

"No, Sirius-"James, Lily, and Remus shouted, but to no avail. Sirius opened the door. Almost instantly there was a sound of rushing wind and the four were sucked in. They were all spinning around, bumping into one another. They were like this for about a minute when they came to a sudden stop.

James was the first to get up. He looked around and everything looked fuzzy. It took him a second to realize that he did not have his glasses. By the time he found them, everyone else was sitting up rubbing their head.

"Black, you ignoramus, how can you be so thick?"

"Padfoot, why must you always do the exact opposite of what we tell you?"

Remus and Lily kept berating Sirius with questions. Sirius, who still hadn't come fully aware of his surrounding, just stared at them.

"Guys? GUYS?" James yelled over them, "I think we have a bigger problem."

"What?"

They turned to what James was looking at. They were in some sort of lobby and on the floor was a big seal. The four may have been magical, but they still knew what the seal of the president of the Untied States looked like.

Lily was the first to speak, "I think…I think we're in the…the White House."

A/N: End of chapter one!! Yay! So, tell me what you think. You guys have no idea how many emails we sent back and forth with editing. This one chapter took weeks to make it like it is. No flames, please - Julia

Runa's Official Editor's Note of Editorness: Siriusly. It's awesometastical (it's a word. Says me. So there.) So, isn't this like, the awesomest premise ever? Revviiiewws are love, love makes the world go round, therefore, reviews make the world go round and GRAVITY IS JUST A MYTH! (Caffeine does things to me, if you haven't realized). Anyways. Uhm. My chapter's coming up next, annnd it shall be awesome, cause the two worlds shalllll collide! WHOO!