Bleach, My Style

Chapter 1

A Regular Day at School...or is it?

Hi my name is Maryam; I am your average 16 year old student who just started my third year at high school. And guess what! The first day of School is on my birthday September 3. Enough with the introduction let's get on with the story; here is how everything starts...

I woke up with the sun shining down on my face. It's going to be my first day back at school. I thought happy, knowing that I get to see all my friends again and I would know this year will be even better than last year because that's how everything goes in my life, everything gets better and better.

As soon as my dad dropped me off at school I went inside to meet all my friends hoping that they would know today is my birthday because they wouldn't know that my birthday is almost always on the first or second day of school. Out of know where...

"Hi Maryam!" Said Diana.

"Happy birthday" said Shellene.

"Cool your 16" said Aleah.

"Sweet 16" said Whitney.

"Hey let's give her birthday punches" said Dyon and Monica.

"Yeah, but me first though" said Shunique.

I was so stunned I thought they wouldn't remember something like that, so I said " I thought you guys have forgotten about it..."

"Why would we forget?" said all of them.

" Usually all of you forget or something like that..." I sulked,

Shellene said "Let's go see our timetables!"

"Yeah" said all of us.

On the way to the office we all we talking about what type of classes we might have with each other, how was our summer and anything we could think of.

"Diana wouldn't it be cool if we are in the same classes with each other, for every single class we have!" said Whitney.

"I know wouldn't that be cool" said Aleah,

"Once we get our time tables we will find out and hopefully we are all in the same classes with each other said Shunique.

"I hope so..." We all said.

Once we got to the office and to our surprises we all got the same classes, I was so happy. It's like the best birthday present I never think I would get, but I did. We are were so happy that we all did our happy dances and then sang "go us it's our birthday."

"No its Maryam's Birthday" said Aleah then we all stared at each other than laughed our butts off.

Then I jokingly said "Yeah it's my birthday!"

Then we all started to laugh some more and more when we were making jokes.

Whitney looked at the timetable and said "We have Art first let's going."

We went to art which was in the first floor in room 103. And went in there and as soon as we walked in we saw a teacher that looked so familiar like the teacher we had in grade 8 for art and when we asked what was his name and his reply was "How can you forget get me, I am the mighty ...a.k.a the art teacher" we all fell to the ground shocked and then started laughing.

"Yep that's him alright." said Shunique, Dyon and Monica.

"Yeah typical, Eyah." A couple of my friends all said at once.

"...Stalker!" Said Aleah when we heard that we all started to laugh out loud.

After that we all got to our seats. Waited for the national Anthem to finish and the announcement to get done so we could talk. Since it's the first day of school and it's the first period we had free time. I, Diana, Shellene, Dyon, and Monica were drawing anime and Aleah, Whitney and Shunique we talking to and bugging him the crap out of him.

After a while he told the class to settle down so he could tell us what to do tomorrow and he said "...BEEEEEEPPPPPP"

"Oh my god did he just swear?" A random person in class shouted.

Then the whole class stared at him then he said "Don't be ridiculous, it was the bell for the next period."

"Yeah right!" Our whole group said.

"No really" he protested "Don't try to-". All of us were about to say something, until a random person in the hallway told us "Hurry up and get to class kids".

All of us pouted and whined because we wanted to report to the principal because of use of inappropriate language, but yeah you know what happened instead, too bad it could have very fun...

Now we had to go to our second period class which is...wait where is it? Well I'm going to ask Whitney for it.

"Whitney-"I got interrupted by Dyon because she beat me to it" What do we have now?"

"Um let me check... We have French, NOOOOOOOO!"

An Hour Later"...NOOOOOO!"

(Just kidding with you.)

All of us started to scream and run around the hallway in circles saying out loud "NOOOOOO we have French now the worst subject in the world!"

"Why god why do we have French now, don't you love us?"

Then we walked in the class room the second weirdest thing happened.

"NOT you again!" Said our group and Mr...

"OMG no we have not him,.. we must be dreaming this can't be happening!" Diana and I Screamed in absolute horror.

's response..." No I have those weird kids again, it can't be happening?"

And the other rest of my friends where laughing their asses off on the floor watching the whole scene take place.

" IT'S NOT FUNNY". Diana, Me and retorted.

Instead of thinking that this whole period would turn out to be really boring and no fun. It was quite the opposite, it was actually fun. We were having so much fun by making fun of and talking about how much fun we had in Brookview.

After a while he told the class to settle down so he could tell us what was going to take place tomorrow's French class until "...BEEEEEEPPPPPP!" he got cut off.

"Oh my god it's lunch time, yay" Diana, Shellene and Whitney exclaimed with joy.

I on the other hand muttered to myself. "Déjàvu, didn't that happen before..."

"You guys are just thinking random stuff because you didn't have lunch "said Dyon and Monica

"Yeah let's go get some lunch before you guys go even more crazy." said Shunique.

"Hell yeah!" Alina pumped her fist into the air.

We all went to the restaurant beside the school to have lunch. We ordered fries, nuggets, and pop. We all sat down at a table after we got our orders. I started out the conservation

"Did you guys notice how we got the same teachers we had before for the exact same subject we had them in Brookview when they were teaching us there?." I asked.

"..." Awkward moment of silence.

"Why does everything so cool and weird happen on my birthday!..." I said.

"Drama queen..." Muttered Aleah.

"Don't worry it's not like we're going to have Mr.T for Gym" Dyon shrugged her shoulders...

"Yeah, and we won't even have Bowen for science! Shellene concluded.

"I have a feeling we going to have BOTH OF THEM!" Diana and I shuddered.

We all packed up our stuff and threw away our garbage and then went to back inside the school because we don't want to be late. As soon as I was about to get inside something happened to me that scared the living day lights out of me.

Someone toke me by surprise by covering my eyes with their scarf and toke me into a corner and said"...Guess Who Maryam, IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE...MUAHAHA!"

"Maryam, what's going on-" my friends panicked.

"OMG Amy, it's really you!" said Shellene and Diana.

"Who do you expect Mr.T?" said Amy.

Out of know where he pops up and says "Were you guys talking about me?"

(No, no just kidding imagines if something like that really did happen...)

"Hey you guys hurry up and come in class before I lock you out" Said the mysterious teacher.

"That voice sounds so familiar" We turned around and saw...

Thunder and lightning comes out of nowhere and then that so familiar scary sound that comes on when something very terrible has happened. (DUN DUN DUN...)

"OH NOOOOOOOOO it's Mr. Bowen the worst science teacher ever!" Yelled all of us.

"Who do you expect MR.T?" said Mr. Bowen

(LOL he says the same thing we said earlier about that...So funny).

Before we entered the class he had to check if we had our uniforms on properly, you know the damn dress code policy you have to oblige to. Once he was done, he introduced himself because some of the students in class don't know him. After the introduction he said we could ask him questions. Then I, Aleah and Diana told the rest of the group to listen to what question me and Aleah are going to ask and they agreed and quieted down.

"Mr. Bowen, we have a question to ask you." Aleah and I pondered.

"Yes, what is it that you want to ask?" said Mr. Bowen.

(Poor guy doesn't know what's going to happen to him).

"Do...you...have...a Girlfriend?" Said me, Aleah and Diana.

His reply was"Maybe."

Then I thought of the only possible explanation to what it may mean...he is GAY!

"Mr. Bowen is GAY OMG" Aleah and Diana then the whole class was like "What!" and stared at him because they got so freaked out.

Monica, Dyon, Whitney, Amy, and Shunique laughed off their asses. While that happened Mr. Bowen was in a corner of the room and whispered to himself "I'm not gay, it's just girls won't go out with me for some particular reason..."

"Is it because you're...GAY!" said Aleah

(Notice the sarcasm)

"It's not funny...Sniff...Sniff" Mr. Bowen said.

Then the whole class was like "Okay then..." After a long time of crazy, funny and cool stuff happening, he told the class to settle down so he could tell us what will be taking place in tomorrow's class till he got cut off "BEEEEEEPPPPPP!"

The fourth period bell rang.

"Yay" said the class.

"Did the same thing just happen again, Déjàvu?" Aleah said.

"I'm scared" I said,

"Us too!" said the rest of them.

Everybody wondered about what we have for the last period.

I asked "What do we have now?"

All of them except me said"...GYM..."

And To our horrors it was the teacher we all are scared of but me the most...

Breaking News there is now a new PSP4 that just came ou- (insert gunshot), "Oh no, call 911 someone just got shot in the studio and it's the news reporter!" random person number 1 said.

"Who cares, I always wanted that person to die" random person 2

"Yeah!" random person 3 and 4.

(No no just kidding back to the story.)

"Hey, hey, hey!" said Mr.T, the way he would always say to me and Emily with that scary smile, which nearly made me pee my pants and made all my other friends drop down to the floor screaming and saying "NOO".

He introduced himself just like Mr. Bowen and asked us if there are any questions they would like to ask. We all we asking each other what type of funny question we should ask but we didn't come up with one so I made one up as soon as that thought came in.

"Hey...Mr.T, are...you GAY!" I asked.

The whole class was like...cricket, cricket...including Mr.T was quiet.

"I take that as a yes." I said.

"Yeah, we pretty much knew that." All of them said.

"I lost all respect for him." Amy and Diana said while shaking their heads in disappointment.

"I never had respect for him and never will." I said with pride.

Mr.T said "You guys are so mean and I'm not t...th...the..."G"...word...Cough. Cough...Maryam."

"I would like to see you in the equipment room this instant and the rest of you can do whatever you wish to do." Said the "G" teacher.

"If I don't make it alive I just wanted to say to you guys are the best friends I ever had, tell Mr. Bowen get a girlfriend unless you really are gay and tell my favourite anime character Byakuya (from Bleach) you rock." I said.

"Will do." Said Whitney.

"We could do all of that except the part where you want to tell Byakuya you rock because he is not real." they replied.

"Aww, too bad it well be cool if you can." I pouted.

"Yeah Kn-" I got interrupted.

"Ahem go to the equipment room now!" Said the "G" one.

"Fine..." I said.

I went inside the change room and the rest of my friends went right beside the change so they can listen to our discussion.

"What is your problem Maryam?" Mr.T said.

"My problem...is...that...I...never knew that you are Gay, Mr.T." I said,

"That's your problem, Maryam for the love of god I am Not Ga-BEEEEEEEEP" Mr.T almost finished saying until he got interrupted.

(Announcements start "Blah, blah, blah, have a good day Westview!"(Announcement finishes)

"What the Hell, well anyways like I was sayi-" He looks at the spot where I was standing to find me not there.

"Hey you guys lets go to the computer lab there is a new bleach episode to watch!" I shouted.

"Okay!" said the rest of them.

When went to the computer lab that is beside the library. And when we walked in the library first to take out some anime books, then we went to the librarian who is...

"!" We were all shocked this day just get weirder and weirder...

"Oh my god-" I was about to finish until Shellene said it for me "Man, why do all the teachers we have are here now!"

"Man, Maryam your so lucky. Weird, cool, and funny things happen on your birthday!" Diana and Dyon said.

"I know Maryam I envy you so much..." said Shunique.

"Yeah us too" Said Whitney, Monica and Aleah.

"What are you talking abou-" was about to say.

Got interrupted by all of us saying:

"Shut up you old hag!"

(He he I always wanted to say something like that, I bet you guys too.)

"I'm just going to leave now...sniff...sniff" She said.

"Yay" We cried out in joy.

"Let's go take out some books without her help!" I said.

"She" said Aleah.

"Is" said Dyon.

"So" said Monica.

"Useless!' said Amy.

Referring to the librarian that just left the library...I wonder how she got her job...

(I got Bleach mangas, Shellene got Naruto ones, Diana and Amy got Fruits Basket, and Dyon, Monica, Aleah got Death note while Shunique didn't get because we made her pissed off about how she complains too much)

After we take out our books we walked into the computer lab. I logged into my computer because the rest of my friends didn't get their passwords reset.

"First let me check out my email" I said.

"Okay" they all said.

"1 new message from the Soul Society" It said on the computer screen.

"Soul Society?" We all said shocked and surprised.

"Check it out!" said Shellene.

"Yeah Maryam!" Amy and Diana said, the rest of them nodded their head as an approval.

"Okay, here we go...ARE YOU READY?" I said with so much enthusiasm.

"Hell yeah" They replied back with the same amount of enthusiasm.

"Okay, on the count of three...one two, three." I said

(LOL I never knew we could get so excited on opening an email)

"It's a video..." I said.

"Click on it Maryam!" They all said.

"Calm down, sheesh man it's just a normal video" I said.

"Not any normal video" said Amy and Shellene.

"It's one from the Soul Society" the rest of them said.

"But Bleach is fake, Anime is fa-" I was about to say.

"Shut up Maryam, you better take that back or else I'll frame you as the anime flagger on YouTube!" said Diana.

"You wouldn't dare...Or would you?" I said.

"..." Moment of silence.

"I take that as a yes"

(There is some person on YouTube that people say that flags anime shows like: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note and so on forth, so yeah just wanted to do that and to let you know)

"Just click it I did-" I got interrupted.

"Just do it!" everybody says.

"Bu-" I was going to say again but...

"Now Maryam" They said in a very pissed off mood.

"Fine..." I mumbled.

So I did what I was told, I clicked it, and then we waited for it to open...on the screen it says "Loading please wait..."

"How long is it going to take?" I said.

"Be patient" Diana said scolding me.

"Yeah Maryam" everyone else said.

"Fine..." I said

(Why is everybody picking on me, I'm the birthday girl, LOL just kidding, One hour later...just kidding)

The video just finished loading, so I pressed "play" on the screen and as soon as that happened, a colour of black and white happened.

(Like when the lights go on and off)

"Ugh...where are we..." I said.

"I don't know" said Amy.

"OMG look..." Said Diana.

"Wha-"Dyon and Aleah.

"Oh my god we in-" I was about to say...

"Bleach" Said Shellene.

"Those are the coolest thing that has ever happen, especially on the day it's my birthday." I said happily.

Out of nowhere two mysterious figures arrived into the scene.

"Vice captain what is going on here..." Said mysterious person number 1.

"I have no idea, captain, they seem to be a group of high school girls." said mysterious person number 2.

"I see...let's go introduce ourselves to them..." Said the first mysterious person.

"Yes captain." said the second mysterious person.

After a moment of silence we heard footsteps, so then we turned around to see...