Title: Whitebeard
Author: ntamara
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: AD/SS, SS/LV implied
Genre: Humour/Parody/Horror
Summary: Albus has had lovers in the past, but nobody knows where they've disappeared to. Severus finds out.
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, hardly anything of this is mine. They all belong to JKR, Warner Bros and probably lots of other people who all aren't me. Oh, and I'm not making any money out of this either. Unfortunately.
Archive: adxss, ISF, ff.net, my livejournal and website
Feedback: Praise and flames can be sent to naomitamara@yahoo.com or leave a comment on my lj (www.livejournal.com/users/ntamara). Feel free to praise me, feel free to flame me. I'm quite proud of this story (no, make that very proud *g*), and I'd love to hear what you think of it, good or bad.
This story was written for the Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape Buggering Bee, part of the Snapledore Carnal Carnival, at snapledore.slashcity.net/bee
A/N: Thanks go out to the wonderful Delphi and Diagonalist, who both helped me fix this up into something readable.