Disclaimer: Hi everyone! This is my first story so bear with me! I don't own twilight.
The good, the bad, and the Emmett
Prologue Carlisle's POV
I sat contently reading a book downstairs when Emmett came running down the stairs at vampire speed. I looked at him strangely and he put a finger over his mouth.
"Shhhhhhh!" he said. I rolled my eyes and went back to my book. I knew Emmett had done something but chances were I didn't want to know. Unfortunately for me I was right but I didn't get a choice if I knew or not.
"EMMETT! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GO! YOU HAVE 'TILL I FIND YOU TO LIVE!" Ali screamed from her room. She raced to the top of the stairs and spotted Emmett next to me. She ran for him at vampire speed. I sighed and grabbed the back of her shirt and she stopped with her hands just inches from Emmett's neck. I chuckled at her.
"What's so funny Carlisle?" she asked. I laughed again. She glared at me once more.
"Do you realize that strangling him would hurt you more than him?" I said to her. "You're human and he's not."
"Who said that I was going to use my hands?" she asked. I looked at her.
"Your position did," I commented. "What did he do anyway?"
"He's trying to get us both killed! He took one of my good designer shirts and used it as a paintbrush to PAINT MUD ALL OVER MY FREAKIN' ROOM!" she screamed.
"Ali! Calm down please!" I said. "Wait, how does that kill you both?" She rolled her eyes.
"I kill him and Alice kills me," Ali said. I nodded realizing she was right. Alice would be furious when she saw the shirt in such a torched state. Just then Bella came down the stairs.
"Oh don't mind me. I'm just here for the show," she said. We all gave her a look. "Alice just saw Ali's room." Ali froze in horror. Just wait for it. I thought. 5…4…3…2…1!
"ALEXANDRA CATLIN COOPER-JOHNSON! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOUR SHIRT! NOT TO MENTION YOUR ROOM!" Alice hollered. Then she ran down stairs. As soon as Ali was in view Alice ran at her and they began a vampire speed chase through the house.
Disclaimer: I hope you liked the last chapter! Please read and review! This next chapter is a shortened version of Ali's history. It's kind of sad. There isn't as much humor here. Skip it if you want. It all has to be said though so bear with me. I don't own twilight just Ali.
Ali's POV
I woke up in a clean room. We had spent the entire afternoon scrubbing the walls and floor to get the mud off. Of course Esme and Alice were so mad that Emmett spent the day in the basement. He got off easy this time. Bella was in my doorway. I sat up in bed.
"Morning sleepyhead," she said. I waved.
"Hi. You would think that the room would smell better after all that cleaning," I said. She sniffed the air.
"I like how it smells. I smell Edward, you, and someone else." She told me. I laughed.
"It's your human sent. I recognize it from past visits," I explained. She gave me a funny look.
"How do you know that? If you're human then how can you run so fast and smell so well?" she asked "I couldn't do that when I was human."
"Consider me a failed science experiment," I told her. "It was for an organization of humans that acts much like the Voltori do. They needed something that could go up against a newborn and survive so they created me."
"So why are you a failed?" she asked. "You seem pretty successful to me."
"Two reasons," I said. "The first being I don't have all the abilities that they intended for me to have. The second is that they can't control me. I'm a wild and free spirit."
"Who are these people?" Bella asked. "And how have I never heard of them? I swear you're making this up."
"I am not!" I exclaimed. "It's true! Every word of it! I can take you to the headquarters some day. I practically own the place."
"Okay then," she agreed. "But you never did tell me why you don't like the way the room smells."
"Oh," I said. "That's just because I don't like your human sent. I have nothing against you or anything but its way too sweet."
"HEY!"
I promise I'll make the next chapter funnier to make it up to you. Please read and review!