What is that gay wad of an asshole doing here! Lelouch thought as he walked into his bedroom and saw Gino sitting on his bed
"Oh…hi Lulu. I hope you don't mind I broke into your room again."
I told you to stay the hell away from me!!!
"Oh…um no Gino, it's fine"
"Well…in that case I have to tell you about my new idea!!!"
Does it involve me changing the lock on my door, or moving away and changing my name? If not it's not an idea I want to hear.
"Okay, tell me"
"Well I was thinking that I…we…should start a band" Gino said as his face lit up in the there's-no-way-you-can-say-no-to-me way like it always does when Gino is talking to Lulu.
That's retarded…you'd make more money by being a prostitute.
"By WE you mean you and?"
"You, and Rolo and Suzaku…and me!" He said as he tried to gesture to the people who weren't really there.
"What did Rolo and Suzaku say." Lelouch said in an I'm-humoring-you-and-not-even-considering-the-idea-tone.
"They loved the idea but they thought you would say no. They were wrong though, right?" Gino said as he walked up to Lelouch and attempted to take off the cheerleading uniform that was just barely covering up Lulu's body.
"Get off me!!!! I told you, you are not as good as you think you are!"
"But…but….but you liked me yesterday…" Gino said as he burst into fake tears that Lelouch thought were real.
"I'm sorry Gino. I didn't mean it that way. I'll be in your band…just please stop crying." He said uneasily as he watched the awkward 17-year-old bawl his eyes out.
"You will!!!!" Gino said suddenly as he began jumping up and down, full of joy and happiness and all those other disgustingly happy emotions.
What have I gotten myself into!
"Um…yeah"
"Well in that case you are our drummer."
"I don't get a choice!"
"No. Rolo and Suzaku got first pick. Rolo is the singer and Suzaku is um… what IS Suzaku???"
"And what about you?"
"Oh me? I'm the dancer." He said as he did an I'm-so-sexy pose.
"Dancer?"
"Yeah! Every band needs a dancer!"
"Is this dancer going to keep his clothes on?"
"That depends" Gino said in a flirtishly seductive tone.
"On?"
"Well you know" Gino said with a wink
Is he trying to send me a message? I think he is….but I'll let him explain on his own…
"What do I know?"
"You know this" Gino said as he ripped off his rather revealing clothes (cough cough scarf) and started dancing in a way that Lelouch certainly hoped was NOT his idea of a good dance routine.
"Um…Gino what are you doing.?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Well I wish I was doing you but that's not going to happen is it?."
Yes it can! NO!!!!! I DON'T WANT YOU!!! Yes I do!!!! NO!!!!!
"No it's not." Lelouch declared sadly
"What do you mean 'no it's not'" Gino said in a perfect imitation of Lulu.
"Nothing." He said a little too quickly. "Weren't you here for a reason?" Lelouch said while trying to sidetrack Gino.
"Oh yeah! Well since you're going to be our drummer, you need to look more drummer-ish. Like, you need to grow your hair out…and wear it over your eyes, and look like a druggie, and learn how to head-bang. Oh! And you need to look like a man-whore!"
Oooh sounds fun!
"NO WAY!!!! Why should I look gay when I'm really NOT!"
"But you are gay. You've had enough experience."
"What's that supposed to mean!"
"Well, you and Rolo, you and Suzaku, you, you and me, you and that one guy…oh wait…that was a woman….well you get my point"
"You don't think I'm really gay, do you?" Lelouch said as he ha an epiphany.
"OH MY GOD!!! I AM gay!!!" He said as distress suddenly filled his voice
"Don't worry. It's not that bad."
"Says you. You're not the one who has to dress up like a man whore." He said as Gino gestured at the clothes that had once been on his body. "Point taken." He said as he sighed and sat on the bed.
"So…we are in a bedroom, alone, and we are gay."
"No Gino"
"But…"
"I said NO"
"Fine" He said as he began redressing with Lelouch watching him step-by-step
"I guess I'll be going now. See you tomorrow, were all going shopping to buy slutty Goth clothes."
"I'll be there." Lelouch said with a wink as Gino walked out the door.