Title: Iruka's Bad Day
Disclaimer: I don t own Naruto all characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
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Iruka sighed as he received another messy, barely illegible report.
He had already been at the mission desk for five hours and had not received one report that did not have to be redone. It was really starting to get on his last nerve.
"How hard is it to write a decent report?" Iruka grumbled.
At the moment he was reading through yet another poor excuse of a report. One that seemed to have been due to two weeks ago. Was that a muddy paw print stain he wondered as he scanned through the paper. Yup definitely a paw print he couldn't even read the blurred words.
Okay calm down take a deep breath Iruka thought to himself...do not kill...do not kill....their probably a highly respected Jounin and the hokage would more likely not be happy if you hurt them.
He looked up at the Jounin that had turned it in.
And of course it had to be one copy cat ninja Kakashi Hatake.
"Kakashi-sensei I'm sorry but you'll have to redue this report." he calmly said.
"Maa...did you say something sensei?" Kakashi asked not looking away from his little orange book.
Does he always have to be reading the filth Iruka wondered giving said book a dirty look.
He was really tempted to grab it and chuck it out the nearest window.
"Yeah I said you'll have to redue this report." he said again.
"Hmmmm.....sorry can't." Kakashi replied.
Iruka mentally groaned he could already feel the beginning of a headache.
"And why can't you?" he asked resisting the urge to throw a kunai at him.
"Well you see I need to finish reading this book." Kakash said.
"Can't you read it later?" Iruka asked.
"No you see I have a very important date later today." Kakashi said finally looking at Iruka.
What!! I can't believe Kakashi-sensei is dating someone he's so anti-social Iruka thought to himself.
"A date?" Iruka asked.
"Yup........with the bookstore." Kakashi said going back to reading his book.
"The bookstore?"
"The new Icha Icha is coming out and I need to finish reading this one so I can start on the new one." he said giving Iruka an innocent look.
"Kakashi-senesi that excuse is not going to get you out of rewriting this report especially since it was due two weeks ago." Iruka replied giving Kakashi a glare and trying his hardest not to lose his temper.
------No repley Iruka swore he could hear crikets chirping----------
"Kakashi-senesi you are going to grab this repor,t walk over do that desk, and redue it this instant." Iruka told him.
"Sorry did you say something?" Kakashi asked while still reading.
That was it that book was going down.
Before Kakashi could react Iruka grabbed the book right out of his hands did a fire jutsu on it and threw it over a sleeping Genma's head and out the window.
Onto the poor unsuspecting head of the teacher of youthfulness Matio Gai.
I very unmanly scream could be heard throughout the whole village as Gai-sensei's once manly bowl cut was set on fire.
Let's just say that after that day Gai never stood under a window again.
Kakashi learned to never ignore a certain chuunin sensei unless he wanted his Icha Icha books burnt to a crisp.
As for Iruka he finally got a perfectly done report.