I am Made of Chalk
Katie/Effy
Keffy
A rewrite of seasons 3 and 4
A Tired Katie is No Good in the mornings
Fuck sakes its 6:40 and I'm still not asleep.
Katie rolls on to her side huffing out a breathe in frustration as she stares at the form of her comatose twin, "Lucky bitch" she can sleep all she wants, not a care in the fucking world that today- well today is rather fucking important. She's tired, she knows she is, but that cannot, and she means cannot get the best of her. Today is the fuck or be all kind of day, it's the day she has dreamed of since she can remember; entering in College is something that just cannot be taken lightly, because unlike those other tossers clinging tightly to their pillow drooling like a mong, she is "Katie Fucking Fitch," and she can't have anything go wrong today. She gets out of bed, pushing the covers like somehow they wronged her in the restless night that she endured. She pauses by the nightstand turning off the alarm as there is no point in it being on now that she is out of bed, "fucking useless shit."
She had picked out her outfit a week ago, and had since been making little changes to it, when she found something new on her many back to school shopping trips. She matched everything perfectly Katie thinks as she smiles at her mint outfit, because of course no other bitch could pull off leopard print but her. She runs her right hand lightly over the material on the top hanging in the closet. She knows she made a good choice as they will accentuate her breasts perfectly, which obviously she did that in foresight as not only is this her first day, but it's also a time of chance meeting, and she has to get one up somewhere doesn't she ?
It was exactly 2 months ago that she got wind that Effy Stonem was in fact coming to Roundview. Word travels fast in Bristol especially if it's something worth talking about, and this is just the case, because Effy Stonem is the little sister of Tony Stonem, and there isn't a girl in all of Bristol who doesn't know who he is. Even then without Tony, Effy holds her own, as she is known to be of the most fit girls her age and older, and she has a party rep that could put Amy Winehouse to shame.
On top of all of that she got expelled from the posh school, and that is the reason she is coming to Roundview. Katie can't help, but smirk as she thinks about the many reasons she could have been expelled, since it was kept hush hush, no one knows, that is until now, because Effy Stonem and Katie Fitch are going to become fast friends. Honestly there is nobody else she could think about associating with if Effy is there; because well who else can compare right? She is simply the best of the best, and Katie makes it a habit of associating with nothing but.
She looks back at the alarm clock and realizes that 20 minutes have somehow passed by while she had been in deep thought about today. Fuck I need to wake up, I better not fucking have even a slight sign of bags cos I swear that cannot just happen. Breathe Katie breathe, it's all ok, she will like you, I mean who doesn't right? "Right" With this last affirmation Katie walks to the bathroom determined to get a bit of soak time with her conditioner if it's the last thing she does.
Effy's Morning
Fuck she misses Tony, and it's this same thought that plagues her almost every day, but in times like theses she clings to this thought desperately as she shivers from the cold that has settled in from outside, as she looks up at her house remembering that she left her key in Tony's- or her desk. She could pick the lock easily, but according to the time on her phone, her parents are already down for breakfast, probably thinking she is sleeping in just a bit. Fuck Tony, why did you leave, "Speaking of the devil," she smirks as she stares down at her phone now blinking Tony's name.
"Hello?" "I do hope my darling sis is rising on time yeah? Today is rather important, and you must make a great impression." "Rising on time isn't the problem, it's more so how am I supposed to get inside undetected, when mum and dad are downstairs, and I haven't got my key?" "Oh little sister that's what you have me for; go to the porch and look under the pot, then count to 30 and slip inside, bye little sis and do have a splendid day." With that the line goes dead, and it only takes Effy a second to lift the pot and find a spare, smiling to herself, and her tosser brother she counts to thirty in perfect rhythm with her breathes. When she has reached the desired number she slips the key in the lock and turns it so softly that she barely even hears a click, but knows it's there when she feels the movement pop against her hand. She can hear indistinguishable chatter coming from the kitchen, and as she gets closer to the stairs she can hear her mum's laughter, her dad's grunt, and Tony's voice no doubt on speaker phone, it's just like old times she thinks as she slips up the stairs.
Katie's POV Roundview
Looking at the college as Danny pulls up to the curb, it doesn't seem so special; only she knows better, and knows enough not to slack now that she has gotten here, because now her job has just begun. She has planned this to the T, and now comes the biggest stunt in her plan, pulling up in her footballer boyfriend's car for all to see. As to make sure nothing was going to hinder her, she had even planned out Emy's outfit, not that the bitch cared when all she could rant about was the fact that Katie turned off the alarm, and didn't like have the decency to wake her, and she didn't stop there she had to bring up the fact that Katie wasted the hot water; which is not her fault at all, she was tired, and had to wait for her conditioner to soak, so she may have fallen asleep.
That doesn't matter though, because the bitch should be like ecstatic that she even helped her out, because if Ems had planned her outfit she'd look like a right ming, and we cannot have that not when Effy was so close. She takes one last breath closes her eyes briefly and turns towards Danny who now has the top down. "Bye babes…Will you miss me?" He looks down at her chest laughing maliciously, "Course I'll miss these, babe look at them fuck me Katie their plump girl." With that he grabs her by the back of her neck and lunges his tongue in her mouth, this sort of thing would have surprised her, but by now she is use to this sort of force, and thrives on it knowing he can't get enough of her.
"Fuck sakes we're going to be late yeah?" Emily shudders in disgust. "Ems like hold your knickers on yeah?" Whatever that should have gotten a crowd by now Katie thinks as she gives him one last peck, and she is proven right as she steps out of the car and walks up the walkway, automatically being swarmed by all the Cosmo girls, who just flaunt over her, because well why wouldn't they?
As the crowd clears, Katie tightens the grip on her purse hoping to come off as calm and collected when those blue eyes connect with hers.
She had gotten the pleasure of seeing her once and once alone, when she had been at a party trashed out of her mind. She went out to the back garden to cool down a bit, when she saw her appear from the back bushes with some bloke hot on her tail, trying desperately to button his pants and keep up with her, asking for her number. She just walked right past everything with this air of like utter cool, that no one could touch, and now Katie is staring at her- oh fuck I'm staring, what the fuck I'm not some freak, I'm Katie Fucking Fitch. Katie blinks out of the trance those blue eyes have her in and smirk in Effy's direction, hoping it will make up for the lapse in judgment that just occurred.
She turns around and snaps at Ems for lagging behind, because she just made a total ass of herself, and she is pissed, and the best way to get past these things is to take the piss out of Ems. That sounds horrible she knows, but somehow over the years it's just gotten easier to ignore how it sounds. It's not like Ems makes it easy on herself, I mean just look at her, she is decked out in mint ass clothes, but she looks like she just found out she has a month to live as she walks with her head down, like she is afraid of being noticed. Uh news flash babes, last time I checked we are twins, and get noticed all the time because of it.
"Fucking smile Ems, fuck you'd think you were unhappy or something fucking cheer up Emo kid." With that she turns back around only to realize that Effy is gone, and she is left with a feeling of loss just like that night in the garden, that left her rooted to the spot just as she is now, "fuck sakes I need sleep, fucking spacing out like that, whatever come on Ems let's find our form," maybe Effy will be in it.