AN: new story, and hopefully the last for a while, this is a self insert into RWBY, and will or will not follow the main plot of RWBY. Haven't decided yet. Hopefully this gets some attention, like my second story Courier and the Zero. That's really all I ask, and that you guy's put down some reviews, makes me feel like I'm doing something right. And if your wondering why I'm using the weapons I'll have go onto my main page, I explain it there, sort of. And this is going to be a hell of a long chapter, the longest I've ever done because you all deserve it! ALL RIGHT ENOUGH LOLIGAGGING! LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
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RWBY: FATE SUCKS
How many of you have heard of the quote "don't tempt fate," I'll bet most of you have. I like to it rephrase now, "you fuck with fate, she'll toss your sorry ass out the nearest air lock and let you fly through the currents of time and space itself." That's My take on the whole fate situation, hold on, you sound like your talking from experience? Well yes I am, see, it all started about 6 hours ago. I like all rebellious teenagers, do some pretty stupid things, don't deny it you know it's true.
So, I had, in my boundless wisdom, decided to 'tempt fate.' I'll... spare you the details but to say Fate was cross would be the Gud Damn understatement. There I was, in the pure black abyss, arms crossed, and my 'confessors' face on and even though I wasn't the real thing, I like that term better than poker face. You'd think I'd be freaking out right? Your right but I deal with my fear in my head and not scream at the top of my lungs and balling my eyes out. My mind is basically going over every single thing that happened and what will happen, maybe I should get Scotty? Nah, he wouldn't be able to do anything.
I was either going to another world, or just staying there, I honestly had no idea. If I went to Attack on titan, then I WOULD scream at the top of my lungs and ball my eyes out while running away from giant wiggling naked people with a grin that would but a certain psycho clown with a cut up smile on his face put to shame. If I got sent to a certain kingdom under the sea and turned into a mermaid... merman, I'd freak out and go on a sharkanian killing spree. If a certain magical kingdom with a floating continent, I'd be whipping a snotty rich noble into submission, please ignore how wrong that sounded.
But nope, I was sent somewhere else entirely, a rather dense and sinister looking forest, this all took place in the time frame of six hours, I believe, my internal clock is fucked up and I don't remember a lot. Strange, I don't even remember my name, probably just a side effect I guess, oh well, no more past tense talking, time to get up and find out where the bloody hell I am. As I stood up, a hang over level head ache made itself known, groaning, I look at my body and... wtfisthisshit!
'Why am I wearing a U.S.M.C. Standard Body armor? And is that a Spas-12?' reaching behind my right side I pulled forth a weapon that looked like a Pimp my assault rifle. An M4A1 standard assault Carbine that had every addition rail maxed out and even some not on the addition rails, it was heavy to be sure but it wasn't something I couldn't handle and I wasn't worried about recoil.
It's the Spas-12 I was worried about, I know that these things can buck like a mule. Ah, what ever, always wanted a Spas for a long time now. My fascinated observations of my guns was cut short when I heard a low growl behind me, turning around and shouldering my M4A1 at the bushes I held my breath and waited for the creature that decided to rear it's ugly little head that was about to be turned to mush by 5.56 NATO ammunition. Or not, oh crap, my eyes widened as werewolf-like creatures came out of the brush, and they were armored like goblins from that game about a scroll or whatever it was, coarse black hair covered their bodies and saliva poured from their mouths, oh fuck me sideways on a pole, screw this!
5 Minutes later
I don't know how long I've been running and I should have collapsed from exhaustion by now, but I will never look a gift horse in the mouth. Then I hit a small clearing and, "EEP" a feminine voice sounded as I ran into something solid, shit, I fucked up, I fucked up didn't I. As we hit the ground I was unfortunately on top, using my arms I raised my self half-push up style and got a good look at the unfortunate girl I stumbled onto. Gorgeous, that is all I can say, black hair with red highlighted tips, thick, black eyelashes, silver eyes, red riding hood cloak, black and red goth corset and skirt, silver cross necklace, black steel toe combat boots with black stockings, and what looks like an ammunition belt. She really likes black and red doesn't she?
Her mouth opens to either scream or ask me to get off but the howls of those stupid werewolf wannabees ruin the moment and her eyes widen instead. I took this moment to look over my shoulder, jump up from the gorgeous female below me, shoulder my weapon once again but this time with the resolve to pulverize anything that came through that brush. She got behind me and I held my arm up with a closed fist to keep her there. In a matter of seconds the first Balverine monster appeared and I fired my Assault rifle, the result, surprising enough was the things gaining a new breathing hole in it's forehead and the entire back end of it's skull pulverized, it's head snapped back and it slumped down.
I look back at the girl who had a very surprised look on her face and gave her a goofy lopsided grin. More howls erupted and the horde appeared, and I responded by slamming the trigger of my weapon repeatedly, sending somewhat accurate rounds down range and tearing into the werewolves, the girl behind me decided to help by pulling out a bulky bolt action rifle and started shooting as well. *CLICK* the Magazine fell from my weapon and in just 2 to 3 seconds I had another one inserted and pulled the charging handle back and continued popping rounds for another 4 seconds before everything in front of me and the girl were dead. Taking a deep breath I lowered my smoking weapon and let my guard down, BIG mistake.
A werewolf twice the size of the others immediately charged out and slammed me into the ground, the girl started doing something with her gun but the beast grabbed her and threw her away like a bug, she slammed into a tree 20 feet away and cried out as she slid down the length of the tree. The monster had me in a death grip as it held me to the ground, my weapons and back pack digging painfully into my body. It's maw opened, fully intending to rip me a new one until bullet after bullet hit it's face, pockmarking and denting it's armored skull. The girl had recovered and was distracting it from me, after a second it let me go and charged her. She didn't run, and with one movement her bolt action rifle became a SCYTHE! seriously? In a blink the monster was on her and swiping it's clawed hand towards her, only for her to disappear in a flurry of rose petals, uh, Kasumi Much?
She reappeared behind the beast and hit it repeatedly, putting slashes into it's bone-like Armor, but wasn't really hurting it at all except pissing it off even more. It turned with frightening speed and back handed her with full force and she flew back towards my direction. She landed rather hard next to me, getting on my hands and knees I crawled to her and flipped her onto her back. Her chest rising and falling rapidly, sweat rapidly fell down her face, mixing with the blood that formed at her nose and mouth. Shit! That's bad, I started to panic but pushed it down as I turned around a little to late as the Werewolf slashed down wards.
It's claws barely touched me but the impact still hurt like a bitch. Yelping, I fell onto the girl, my head on her stomach as the rest of my body rested on the ground, we looked liked a T, but back to the eminent death of this beautiful girl and me that I was not going to allow. I jumped up, ignoring the pain and jammed the barrel of the Spas-12 into the Werewolves mouth and said the most cheesiest thing I could think of "astalavista... baby," I then pulled the trigger 7 times, each shell fell from the ejection port as the 3/ought buckshot's tore the Werewolf's head into a fine and chunky mist and it's body to shreds. And as the last shell fell, the lifeless and headless body dropped and I let my blood and brain covered shotgun lower to the ground and fell black to my previous position with the bad ass mystery girl.
We stayed there for a couple of minutes, just breathing. "nice guns, very *deep breath* effective" she finally says, trying to get up, and in the process making me get up. "eh, we can talk about that later, what I want to know now is where the hell am I?" I scraped the remnants of the Werewolf off my Spas, she looked at me funny. "we're in Vytal forest, you don't look like a student of the academy, your not wearing anything I'm familiar with, how did you get here?" she questioned and I just shrugged, "you ever hear the saying 'don't tempt fate' (she nods) well let's just say I did a hell of a lot more than that and pissed it off instead, now I'm here." shrugging again and satisfied I cleaned most of my weapon, I turned to the girl.
"Hmm, hey, you wanna come with me?" she finally asked, I raised my eyebrow,
"well your the first person I've met here so I'd think I'd better, what's your name?" She gave me a polite but sort of sheepish smile and started to say something but was cut off by another female voice. I looked to the new female and, wow, she is white, seriously white, everything she wore, even her hair was white. The only exception of the red in her jacket and the ice blue high lights on her clothing, same color as her eyes, beautiful I'll admit that.
"RUBY! there you are! Geez you really are a dunce, don't sulk every time someone argues with you. Your lucky I heard you fighting when I did!" the new woman, Weiss scolded the now named Ruby and completely ignored me. "I'm sorry Weiss, but I had help so it's all right, actually I'm lucky he was here, or you would have found me getting me throat ripped out by a Beowolf Major. My Aura was really low but it's recharging now so I'm good" Ruby rubbed the back of her neck and Weiss turned to me.
"yes I helped her, ask that headless corpse over there *pointed to the now name Beowolf Major* and before you ask, no I'm not from here so I will be following you girls until I figure out what the hell I'm gonna do, and don't ask me my name cause I don't remember. I think it may have been a side effect of being ripped out of my reality and slammed into this one." I explained, Weiss looked confused but more howls were heard before she could question me further. I started running and as I past Ruby I grabbed her wrist. "Time to go! Where are you girls headed!" I yelled/asked as we ran and Weiss, who was running next to me pointed to our one 'a clock and I turned to that direction.
After a couple of minutes running, we came to a clearing with some kinda ruins at the center and to the right was a big crack in the earth and a cliff going up above us hundreds of feet. And I could just barely see the top of more ruins past the trees at the cliffs. Two people were here, a black dressed woman with a bow on her head, and a very busty blonde. We stopped in front of them and tried to catch our breath, finally got to look over the new girls, seriously, is this academy all girls or something?! Oh well, the one on the right was wearing all black and white, a cute black bow adorned the top of her head, she wore black low-heeled boots and stockings that started off black at her hips, but gradually faded to purple as they neared her shoes. On the outside of her stockings were white symbols that vaguely resemble Belladonna flowers.
On her top she's wearing black ribbons on her arms with a black detached sleeve with a silver band on her left arm. Her black buttoned vest had coattails on the back side and a white, sleeveless undershirt that exposed part of her stomach and belly button. Her white shorts look to be connected to her shirt but I can't tell, her shorts have a zipper on the front of each of her legs and what looks to be a detached scarf-like collar around her neck, the stockings and shorts look like they belong in a sexy underwear area but who am I to judge, shes beautiful, but the one on the right is just plain sexy.
She was wearing a tan vest with gold piping over a yellow, low-cut crop top with a black crest that resembles a burning heart. The vest has puffy cap sleeves with black cuffs. On the sides of the cuffs, there are two small, gold buttons. She's also wearing a brown belt with a buckle, pouch, and a small banner-like object. The same burning heart crest is the banner, except it's gold in color. Her lower body has black short shorts under her belt, which resembles a pleated skirt in the back. Over the short shorts but under the belt is a white, asymmetrical back mini skirt.
OK, stop describing every single person you damn it! Back to the conversation, I think their talking, "so sis, who's the boy friend?" the Blonde asked Ruby, wait wait wait, their sisters? Not blood that's fo damn sure. Ruby seemed to realize that I still had her hand in mine and started blushing, she looked up to me and I shrugged, not really bothered by it at all and not forcing her to keep it like that so she didn't pull away like what would happen in an anime. "eh, not really a boy friend, just someone who has no clue where he is and decided to follow the first nice person around here, just so happened to be Ruby. Her hands in mine, so what, we were sorta running for our lives" I shrugged again all nonchalant. The blonde raised an Eye brow and mirrored my shrug before replying, "that's no fun, but I guess I'll find some one else to tease." well, she's blunt and to the point.
Then a feminine YEEHAA! Sounded from the forest and a massive bear-like creature came out of the forest and fell down looking pretty dead, but that didn't bother me, what did was the girl that had been seemingly riding the beast into the clearing. She fell off and landed on her feet and looked like she was pouting, "AWWWW, it's broken!" she cried, seeming sorry for the creature she'd just killed.
OK, I'm worried about that girls sanity, another figure exited the brush were the ADHD girl came from and put his hands to his knees, trying to get his breath back. "Nora... don't ever... do... that again...please..." but apparently Nora wasn't there any more and was behind me, "I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!" she squealed in glee jumping up and down with an over sized chess piece in her hands. "NORA!" the green dressed man yelled tiredly as he walked towards the group.
"coming Ren!" Nora took off with frightening speed and jumped right behind Ren and followed him at his pace. When they arrived I asked, "how do you survive?" Ren just shrugged and sighed again. And then I heard a high pitched girly scream sound from the forest. Every one present looked to he direction the scream came from and soon enough a blonde... guy came flying towards us, Weiss was nice enough and summoned what looked like a snow flake force field that caught the boy and dropped him to the ground. "oww" he groaned as he tried to stand, Pitying him I decided to help him. He nodded his thanks as I gave him my hand, had to let go of Ruby sometime... oh well.
Then the howls erupted again, this time there was a lot of them, everyone put up their defensive stance and looked across the field 70 meters away and multiple Beowolves appeared from the forest, 100 small ones, about 20 big ones. But before anyone could start attacking I rushed forward, Ruby gasped and followed me. I ran for about a second before I skidded to a stop, got to one knee, and shouldered my Modded M4A1 (think Sarah Farron from FFXIII-2). Putting my elbow to my left knee for better stabilization, I unloaded down range.
The rifle jumped with every pull of the trigger, sending hot metal forward at 1600ft per second. Brass shell casings hit the ground and each other, eliciting a ringing metal symphony with the drums being the miniature explosions of compressed gas at the end of the barrel of the weapon that was firing them. The click of the trigger was the instructor, flicking his wand/stick to the music. The adrenaline pumped through my body as time slowed, every pop and flash within in seconds of each other. The gun clicked empty and a fresh Magazine was slapped in place not even three seconds later and the charging handle was pulled and the scarlet ballet was continued. I have never fired a weapon before so I don't know how I'm doing this but maybe Fate ain't such a dick after all.
Ruby joined me and soon anyone with ranged capabilities was firing at the incoming mob of Beowolves that were already almost cut down by a quarter by yours truly. By the time they almost reached us there were 52 left, including 14 majors. M4A1 clicked empty once again and was dropped, I stood up and pulled the charging pump on my freshly filled Spas-12, stained red with blood. The others switched to melee and we form an unbreakable line. The first beowolf reached us and got a shotgun to the face, spraying blood and bone onto it's fellow monsters. Ruby slashed her Scythe madly as the Beowolves crawled over each other, Ren was blasting them with his bladed pistols, and Nora... well let's just say that certain psycho Clown with the cut up face would be pissing himself in fear.
The last beowolf finally fell, everyone had injuries, but their Aura as it was called was healing them as well as it could. I, unfortunately didn't have Aura, so pain is all I felt from the multiple cuts and gashes from claws and teeth, I was not made for close combat it seems. I let the Spas drop from my hands and let it rest on the strap on my shoulder and my arms hanged limply. Ruby came up to me, having compacted her Scythe, "hey, are you all right?' she looked at me with a rather concerned look. I just shrugged and put my left arm around her shoulder to keep my balance. "hey, here's you gun." I looked around to see Ren, holding my M4A1 towards me, nodding, I took it with my free hand and just let it hang on my fingers with my arm.
"well, that was a thing" the Blonde woman declared tiredly. I grunted and gestured for Ruby to let me sit down, surprisingly she sat next to me, hugging her knees to her chest, shrugging I looked out to the carnage of black haired bodies. Wait, is that that a red haired woman running out of the trees? Why's she running that fa... OH SHIT THAT'S ONE BIG MOTHA FUCKIN SCORPION! I comically fell back and jumped onto my feet with Ruby not far behind. The blonde boy looked panicked, "Pyrha!" he called and started running, his sword brandished.
Me and Ruby followed suit, reloading the M4A1 with my last clip minus one bullet (that will be explained in the next chapter) and as Pyrha got to us I pulled her behind me, got into a stance to help with the recoil, and pulled the trigger. But this time I held it, and the Assault rifle got to shine in it's original purpose. Shells poured out of the Ejector and lead sprayed the massive scorpion. Chunks of it's armor exploded off and ammunition pierced into it's undefended parts, it screeched and charged forward, I was the new target.
It's claw was deflected by Pyrha's shield before it hit me and Ruby took the opportunity to attack, but the other claw came forward and struck her full force, throwing her back. My gun went dry and I used it as a spear by rushing forward a stabbing one of the Scorpions many eyes. It screeched again and rushed forward, bashing and throwing me back like Ruby. The Blonde man in sync with Pyrha attacked together, alternating between defending and striking the Scorpion. Ruby attacked again, this time hitting it directly, taking out another eye.
The others had just come into the fray, I attacked with Blake, creating openings for her with my shotgun and she exploited them. The Blonde woman was literally beating the shit out of it's face and Weiss was using her barriers to keep the creature confused. It was going well, until it decided to use both it's claws and tail, whipping the tail around and smashing it's claws together. The back end of it's tail found me and I was sent flying into Blake. Ruby and her sister narrowly escaped being crushed by the claws. The Blonde guy and Pyrha found themselves hit with the full force of the Scorpions tail, Nora just dodged.
It turned to the source of it's main threat, in other words, me. It's stinger rose and flew towards me with astounding speed and I was only able to dodge it with a glancing blow. The pointed traced itself across my back, as I fell again. I don't know if it poisoned me, but it still hurt like a sumbitch! It reared again, only to be momentarily distracted by the hail of projectiles peppering it's side. It gave me the chance to run up to it's head, shove the Spas into it, and let's just say it's not getting back up. Silence, the only thing heard was my heavy breathing, resting the Spas-12 on my shoulder, I walked from the corpse. Every one present just stared, "what, do I need a shower or something?" I asked them, tilting my head side ways, everyone laughed, except Weiss, she just smiled.
"everyone got their artifact?" Ruby asked the group, getting nods from every one but me, she smiled and fist pumped the air. "Alright! Let's get back to the academy!" and we started walking, I finally got to look over my self, blood, and a lot of soon to be scars. Sighing, jogged to the front of the group, to Ruby and her sister, everyone gave me friendly nods, even Ren, who seems like the reversed type. I soon reached the front and greeted Ruby and her sister.
"hey" she gave a small wave, I just nodded, "huh, so are you gonna be my sisters friend? Names Yang by the way" Yang asked nonchalantly and I grinned, putting my arm over Ruby's shoulder which, she thankfully did not remove but accepted with a smile. "Yang, my and your sister have been friends since that first fight when I got here." I explained. "yeah, I can see that, Ruby usually isn't this relaxed with people she's just met." Yang smiled at her sister who in turned pouted, "that's only because I can't seem to actually talk to people correctly" Ruby complained to which yang laughed. "it's all good kiddo" Yang sighed and we went silent for a couple of minutes.
"Hey, thanks for saving me when we first met, I hope we can be good friends, OK?" Ruby whispered nervously to me, I looked at her at smiled. "sounds like a plan, just got to figure out what to do now" Ruby nodded and smiled. I looked over to Yang, and saw she had a sort of sinister look in her eye, Oh crap, I've watched to many anime's to know exactly what she's thinking.
I'm in trouble aren't I, I take it back, Fate, you suck.
AN: there's chapter One ya'll, very long chapter indeed. A couple of things, first, you'll notice that the Grim are a hell of a lot stronger and smarter, and before you start complaining about my character, hear me out. The ammunition My O'C is using is Military grade Armor piercing Explosive tip, why you may ask? One reason, my character will not have Aura, so I needed to give him an advantage over the grim. Same reason for having him an expert marksmen, and in my opinion, I feel that our ammunition is just a hell of a lot more effective than the 'DUST' propellent rounds. Thanks for reading!