A/N: This is a fic dedicated to my good friend. She has been asking for a road trip fic for a long time and here we have it. This exists in the same universe as my Avengers Play Video Games verse, with all the Avengers and friends living in Avengers Tower happily except Peter who of course still lives with Aunt May (though she does know he's Spider-Man). Enjoy!
Prologue
Every day in Avengers Tower went some way different. Natasha came home at weird hours half the time, and the other half she simply didn't leave the Tower. Sam Wilson would sleep in to whatever time he felt like. Peter Parker would stop by after school… but only on some days.
However, it was true that some things stayed the same. Every Wednesday at two o'clock, Bucky did his laundry. Every Saturday at noon, it was a pizza party. Every night around eleven Clint played a video game. But perhaps the most predictable was Steve's HGTV time: Four o'clock each afternoon.
Today was no different. At exactly 3:55, Steve plopped himself down in front of the TV and flipped it on. He enjoyed TV. It amused him. What didn't amuse him was when Sam came to crash his HGTV time.
"So, how many things are left on your list?" Sam asked, sitting with his chocolate milkshake, one leg draped over the chair as he reclined.
Steve looked at him sidelong with a look that could kill. "Sam."
"I'm just curious!" He took another sip. "Because I believe, if my count is correct, that you only have the one left."
Steve tore himself away from the TV. He knew where Sam was going. "No."
"But-"
"No."
Sam sighed and slurped on his milkshake. He glanced at the TV, watching a bit of Steve's show. After maybe a minute, he groaned and looked back at his pal.
"You'd rather watch this than visit Disney World?!" Sam gestured sharply to the TV and made a face.
Steve sighed, trying to find the remote. He wanted to pause the show. When he came up empty, he looked over at Sam. "I happen to like this show." He noted that his friend held the remote hostage. "Give me the remote please."
"I'm intervening for your own good, Steve," Sam objected, holding it out of Steve's reach.
The super soldier stood to grab it and Sam hopped up to run. First he carefully he set down his chocolate milkshake though. Then he ran. Steve leapt after him.
Suddenly they heard voices coming from the hallway to the elevator. Both men paused their scuffle and stood innocently as Tony, Natasha, and Peter Parker walked in. The three were talking about Peter's homework and struggles with Flash Thompson. When they came around the corner to find Steve and Sam glaring at each other, they stopped dead in confusion.
"Sam, what did we tell you about interrupting his HGTV time?" Tony teased as he noticed what was on the screen, and the remote Sam was holding just out of the frozen Steve's reach.
Sam rolled his eyes. "This stick in the mud won't go to Disney World."
Peter lit up immediately. "I've never been. My Aunt May promised she'd take me, like, a year ago, but we never went." He frowned.
Sam grinned, pointing at Peter. "See! We could take the kid!"
"Peter has homework and school," Steve objected, folding his arms. "We can't just expect him to drop everything and go."
With a smirk, Natasha spoke up. "Actually it's Midtown High's spring break."
At that moment, as Steve was about to object, Bucky came walking through into the mini bar to grab some whiskey. He didn't say anything other than nod hello to everyone. He was exhausted from his daily workout routine.
Looking around at the faces of his friends, he gave in. "I'll go on one condition," Steve sighed. "Bucky, you have to come too."
Bucky stopped mid pour, a look of fright upon his face. "What do I have to do? I don't have to eat the spray cheese again, do I?"
Natasha had to hide a laugh as she remembered the spray cheese incident. Tony and Peter exchanged confused glances, and Tony almost took over the conversation to demand to know about said incident.
"You have to come with me, Sam, and Peter to Disney World," Steve explained quickly, so as not to derail the conversation.
Bucky set down the bottle of whiskey immediately. "Steve, you haven't thought this through."
"Hey, I don't even want to go!" Steve threw his hands up. "Talk to these two. Peter and Sam want me to go."
Sam smiled pleasantly. "It's the last thing on his list."
Bucky shut his eyes and sighed. As he opened them he shrugged. "If it gets rid of that damn list, I'm game. That time you played Ocarina of Time was a disaster best never repeated."
Steve looked hurt. "Hey I did pretty well at that!"
Everyone chuckled and shook their heads. Steve thought he did well. He didn't.
Steve sighed and rubbed the back of his neck. He looked from Sam to Bucky to Peter. "I guess we better pack then."
