Weirdo Sonic Song Parodies
By Shadou no Chikara
\I'm telling you, they're weird!!\
Yeah yeah, they don't rhyme, so what?!
Sonic the Hedgehog is property of SEGA forever and a day.


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begin first parody

(No, I don't mean diRRty)

Throw Everything Away - Shadow's Theme

Everybody tries to be clean,
But things are still uncleansed,
It's useless to resist,
Their effort will be wasted.
Head straight for your trash bin by any means,
There is a door that you've never cleaned,
There is a window with dirty underwear you have never seen,
Mop there, no matter how long it takes.

Oh dirty, the dirty that dozes in the closet,
Throw it all away.
No-one can clean you, nobody can mop you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dirty, the dirty that dozes in the closet,
Throw it all away.
You see a vacuum wherever you go,
You have to hold and suck again and again.

(INSTRUMENTAL)

Oh dirty, the dirty that dozes in the closet,
Throw it all away.
No-one can clean you, nobody can mop you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dirty, the dirty that dozes in the closet,
Throw it all away.
You see a vacuum wherever you go,
You have to hold and suck again and again.

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Ok, that was INSANE! Criticize me all you want, just don't say that
my parodies are bad or stupid. Bye...for now.