Hey there readers (If I have any).

After a few false starts, I've finally finished a Lucky Star lemon! I remember reading a long while back a story with Minami, Miyuki, and Cherry (Minami's dog). Sadly, I can't find it anymore so I've decided to write my own. I don't have that old story handy anymore, so I can't say if anything will be plagerised, but I'm trying my best to do my own thing.

If dog sex ain't your thing, the second chapter will be for you, since it will only feature Minami and Miyuki getting it on. The third chapter will have Cherry again.

In the bottom, I'm going to explain how "breeding" with a dog usually works.

DISCLAIMER: A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A FLAT-CHESTED LOLI (although very tall) WILL BE HAVING SEX WITH HER DOG. IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, DON'T FLAME, JUST DON'T READ IT!

If you ignore that warning, don't blame me. Can't fight all your battles for ya...

Love Thy Neighbor

Minami was sitting on the edge of her large, luxurious, soft bed, very eager for her busty neighbor Miyuki to arrive. The two girls had been spending a lot of time together recently, and not just because they were neighbors. They had become sex friends.

Both of them had girlfriends they'd had sex with (Minami was with Yutaka and Miyuki with Tsukasa), but they didn't feel guilty about indulging in some passion with each other. Miyuki knew that Tsukasa went at it with her sister Kagami as well, and Minami had seen Yutaka being pleasured by Konata more than once.

Minami was fascinated with Miyuki's big boobs and loved playing with them. Especially since she was totally flat and Yutaka's breasts were actually less than A-cups. Miyuki had sensitive breasts and she was happy to let Minami do what she wanted with her chest, being the kind girl she was. It was normally the only time she saw Minami let out even a hint of a smile.

So, here she was, anticipating a great Sunday afternoon with Miyuki, when she started to get impatient. Clearly, Miyuki had probably gotten preoccupied making small talk with Minami's mother. Just lie her mother did with telemarketers. They were so alike.

Even though she wanted to save her energy for Miyuki, she couldnt stop herself from touching herself gently. She felt how wet she was, she really needed some relief. After a few minutes, she completely forgot about Miyuki, and started really going at it. With two fingers going in and out of her and making wet sounds, she let out a soft moan.

During this, her dog, Cherry, had been asleep at the foot of her bed, but the smell of her juices made him wake up. He knew exactly what she was doing. Miyuki wasn't Minami's only sexfriend. She had fooled around with her dog just to experiment, and Cherry was more than eager to please her. She didn't notice Cherry coming closer, too preoccupied with her fingering to care (her eyes were closed anyways). Soon, however, her eyes flew open as Cherry licked her pussy through her panties.

Taking her panties off, she left them around one leg and let Cherry keep licking. After a while, her dog was getting on top of her. She wanted to save herself for Miyuki, but she knew she couldn't resist this. She maneuvered Cherry into a comfortable position and then her dog slid his penis inside her.

Minami cried out, her masturbation leaving her wet, while Cherry's thrusting soothed the flames of sexual frustration inside her. She placed his paws on her shoulders to help him thrust deeper. Laughs mixed with her moaning as Cherry licked her face and kept fucking her. After her walls started to convulse, Cherry stopped his face-licking and focused more on thrusting into his owner.

Suddenly, Minami lost her mind, hitting her climax as Cherry gave one more deep, powerful thrust and Minami felt him empty a big, warm load inside her. She squirmed a bit, wrapping her legs around Cherry and keeping him inside as she felt a few more squirts inside her. Eventually, her dog softened and his penis fell out of her, leaving her on the bed, panting and soaking in the afterglow while Cherry curled up and went back to sleep.

"Minami-chan, I'm sorry I'm late!"

Miyuki walked into Minami's bedroom and froze. She thought Minami might have started early, but seeing her friend on the bed, dog cum dripping from her pussy, with Cherry curled up on the floor, his penis slick with her juices, was never something she'd expected.

Minami managed to look up from the bed and saw Miyuki standing in her doorway. She went red. She had enough energy left to be the seme first until Miyuki's turn, but this was still an incredibly embarrassing scene for Miyuki to walk in on.

Not really thinking too hard, she got up and walked over to Miyuki. She figured that Miyuki wasn't gonna snap it of her shocked state till she made a move...

Oh fuck, I'm going to the deepest darkest pits of hell for this. I need a shower. An icy-cold one. I haven't done any research specifically, but I believe sex with animals isn't illegal in japan, provided the animal isn't being abused. Also, this should be common knowledge, but animals and humans CAN have sex, it's actually pretty simple. Still, I believe dolphins are the only species beside humans who have sex beyond the purpose of reproduction. I'll consider it the grey area juuuuuust short of black. Still this is fanfiction, I can put whatever I want on paper, the first amendment protects me, so I can write whatever I want!

I'm going to make another chapter with Miyuki and Minami, and then add Cherry in a little later for a nice threesome. This paring is never really written much (if at all). The fandom is literally DROWNING in Konata and Kagami and absolutely NOTHING ELSE. I don't hate that pairing, it's just too cliche and I think there are an infinite number of better pairings out there to explore. Remember, the tagline of this site is to unleash your creativity!

DEATH TO THE UNIMAGINATIVE STORIES! BURN THEM ALL!

Now then, interspecies breeding:

If a girl has sex with a dog and the dog ejaculates inside her, one of two things will happen:

Dog sperm can live for a long time inside a human girl, about nine days on average. Since her eggs have a cell wall, the dog sperm will constantly attempt to break the cell wall nonstop. Eggs have antibodies to counteract this, but since the sperm outnumbers the antibodies about 50:1, the cell wall will be penetrated eventually. After that, the egg will die almost instantly because the genetic material (DNA) does not match. All the girl will experience is what is referred to as a "ghost pregnancy" (usually what results from a morning-after pill).

However, there is a rare occurrence within females where the egg will be successfully fertilized. Once inside, the sperm get rid of the DNA strand by extracting it as a polar body, then makes a copy of itself with completes the helix. It then unzips and multiplies making copy cells, much like a virus, which will cause a fetus to grow, develop and be born. Therefore, the girl would give birth to a puppy that would be identical to the male dog in every single way. Also, she would be more easily able to get pregnant from dog sperm since her future eggs would then have a protein coating. Additionally, the best chance would be a girl around the age of 13, when the body is developing it naturally adjusts to the needs required for the purpose of reproduction depending on the stimuli she's receiving. It would cause her body to adjust for reproduction with dog sperm, increasing the chances of a succeful fertlization. Given the rapid advancements in science, it should be demonstrable in a gen lab in a few years. For the purpose of this story, I'm assuming the first situation happens

Peace out...