This is just for fun. I was like really bored. You dont have to reveiw.
Bella (on the phone): So yeah mom, I want to stay here in forks,
Bell's mom: Does this have to do with a boy?
Bella: No…well yeah.
Edward appears on her bed.
Bella: Holy crap! Hold on mom some pervert just magically sat in my bed (she grabs a bat) Die!!!!!
Edward: Bella! It's me!
Bella: Oh…how often do you do this?
Edward: For about a month
Bella: …You stalker
Edward: I thought you wanted me to be with you always?
Bella: Not when I'm in my room! You sicko, you saw my boobs!
Edward: What boobs? You're flat! You sure aren't Rose
Bella: How dare you! Rose is madly in love with you and you know it!
Edward: She's my sister
Bella: oh right. Then that's me.
Edward: hey do you want to make out just the heck of it?
Bella: I thought you had no balls to ask
They swap spit
Bella: You're a better kisser then my doll
Edward: You're a better kisser then Tanya. Hey why do you have a bat?
Bella: Because so I can hit people when they sneak into my room
Edward: Have you ever used it?
Bella: You're the first. Thank you for putting it to use.
Edward: Oh no, my vampire sense is tingling
Bella: What's wrong?
Edward: There's a sexy girl down the street and I haven't knocked her up. I have to go
Bella: You haven't knocked me up
Edward: That's comes latter. You can't just skip around. I'll be back
He squirrelly jumps away
Bella: Hey mom I'm back. So yeah the boy is Jasper Cullen. He is like dead hot and really manly.