A/N: This was created by me and my lovely brother know around here as Lost-In-The-Mail, 'cause I love RENT and he was bored...
Disclaimer: We don't own RENT or "Tweleve Days of Christmas" song...or sanity...
Twelve Days of Christmas:
RENT:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a bottle of ATZ!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves, and a bottle of ATZ!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven homeless people, six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight performance spaces, seven homeless people, six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the nine day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine drumsticks, eight performance spaces, seven homeless people, six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten Captain Crunch boxes, nine drumsticks, eight performance spaces, seven homeless people, six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven Santa dresses, ten Captain Crunch boxes, nine drumsticks, eight performance spaces, seven homeless people, six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: twelve Doc Martins, eleven Santa dresses, ten Captain Crunch boxes, nine drumsticks, eight performance spaces, seven homeless people, six Range Rovers, five dead dogs! Four seasons of love, three songs of glory, two bitchin' scarves and a bottle of ATZ!
A/N: W00T! That was fun! Hope you liked it!