Prompt: shower curtain, "I suspect aliens." "I will allow you to hug me once a month" 100 words
"I suspect aliens," Harry said simply from his spot on the toilet seat. He grinned when he realized that he could see Severus' shadow stiffen from behind the curtain.
"That is not an acceptable answer."
"Well, you asked an unreasonable question. Really, who cares how New Year's resolutions began?"
"I merely asked an unreasonable question because you are requesting an unreasonable experience from myself."
"I only asked you to make a New Year's resolution. It's not like I'm asking you to borrow a cup of sugar from Voldemort."
"Fine. I will allow you to hug me once a month."
"Yes!"