I Swear I Hate Homestuck

by spaghetti.and.pain

Literally everyone I know: You're a fucking weeb :/ Me, an intellectual: I know you are but what am I *cosplays Terezi for Halloween for the 3rd year in a row*

I hate Homestuck, between me and you.

I resent Andrew Hussie, I really do.

I hate that the webcomic made me a weeb,

And I hate that it took me four years to read.

I hate that Terezi is my zodiac troll.

I really hate Vriska. She's an asshole.

All of the characters make me want to commit,

And honestly? The entire storyline's shit.

Nobody lives and everyone dies,

Except in another timeline where everyone survives. (Maybe.)

It's confusing, it's a mindfuck, it's ridiculous and lame,

I don't understand how it ever rose to fame.

I hate that the fandom ships Stridercest,

Actually, everything about the fandom makes me depressed.

I hate that Hiveswap exists, it's fucking absurd

That the first LITERAL SEVEN YEARS were just the tip of the iceberg.

It makes me upset, makes me cry, makes me mad,

When I see 13 year olds calling Hussie their dad.

I hate Karkat. I hate Sollux too.

I hate both generations. I think I should sue.

I hate the fucking bright green sun,

I hate that Nepeta's a furry. I don't care that it doesn't rhyme.

I really hate Homestuck, I swear that it's true.

But truthfully. I love Homestuck. I just hate admitting that I do.