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I do NOT own Naruto in any way, shape, or form.
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Mad Lib
"Zetsu-san, is this what they call the internet?" Tobi said, spinning around in the office chair.
"Yes it i- TOBI STOP TOWELIN' SPINNING AROUND ON THAT FLIP FLOPS CHAIR." Zetsu yelled. "What the pineapples? Why are my swears being bleeped out?"
"It's all a part of fan fiction!" Hidan said randomly popping up in the living room; grinning insanely. "GOD DAMMIT, GET ME OUTTA THIS BOTTLIN FANFIC. YOU MIRROR SPOONING AUTHORESS!" He yelled, his swears magically becoming harmless items. He began to run in circles, screaming "CREAM PUFFED WHEATS" before colliding with a wall. The silver haired nin crawled to a corner, shaking and acting OOC.
"Why the blankets is Hidan acting OOC for?" Itachi said, popping up from fairytale land. It took him a moment before he realized that he said blankets instead of the 'f' word. "WHAT THE BLANKETS?! Blankets? Blankets.. BLANKETS! WHY THE HELL DO I ONLY GET SHEETS!" Then he cried miserably, crawling up in a corner opposite of Hidan.
Back to Tobi who was probably the only sane person around here.. he clicked 'History' and then the oh-so-amazing mad lib link. Hmm.. up close and personal. First it said, 'Fill in the blanks! This should be easy for you unless you're mentally unstable or your name is Tobi.' Good thing Tobi's name wasn't Tobi. Everyone gasp! What was Tobi's real name? Obito? Madara?! Pumpkin face?!! Or did Tobi even have a name at all! No one shall ever know.. Anyways, here's what he filled out:
Name: Tobi
Crush: Tobi thought about it for a moment, looked to his side, saw the OOC Itachi crying and typed in 'Itachi.'
Big Number: 1 000 000
Noun: Pants.
Adjective: Sexy (Oh yes, Tobi is an evil man on the internet. Or is Tobi even a man? Will we ever know?!)
Another Noun: Flowers.
Wow that was short! Let's see the result.
Tobi: Ah Itachi! You're looking very sexy today.
Itachi: Why, thank you!
Tobi: So.. rumour has it that you have 1 000 000 flowers in your pants for me?
Itachi: Yes I do! In fact, snap me out of my OOC state and look in my pants! Make sure you look in my boxers/thong too!
Tobi blushed, looking down at the shaking Uchiha. He walked over to him and knelt down, grabbing the hem of Itachi's pants and boxers, peeking in. "WHAT THE BLANKETS?!" Itachi fumed.
"It said you had flowers in there for me.." Tobi replied innocently, pointing at the computer.
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Yay for crappy T rated poop!