No one ever believed me

When I said I'd one day be here;

Standing on a never before discovered planet

After years of traveling through the stars.

I had told them many times

That I'd someday be out in the universe,

Discovering what there was to be discovered.

No one believed me then,

But they believe me now.

Now that I'm NASA's greatest asset,

And space's worst nightmare.

For I am out here to discover,

What desperately wants to stay hidden.

I will learn everything there is to know about space,

And I will do it in the memory

Of the only man who ever called me

Stormageddon.