it was a normal day at the mystery shack. Dipper was shitting his pants. Mabel was eating sweatttersss, Grukle stann wuz steelingg shit form peeps, Wendy wuz being a lesbian and zoos was dyin in da bathroom.
Dats wen Diper get idea. he went to go see how to be a douchebag.
So dippppps went up to wendyyy and started singing cool song abiouttt herr hare.
"HEY ASSHOLE!" SAID DIPPER.
"HEY PICDICK." SAID WENDS.
"I HAVE SONG!"
"COOL IS IT ABOUT SHIT?"
"NOES ITS ABOUUT U.
oh ur just a dumb, stupid shithead, u better run! You want my soul. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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"What da hell wuz that?" said WEndysp
"it wuz goood song u bitch."
Den ddispseeer went to go see mabes.
"hi dipshit"
"u want to see mi buttcheek?"
she blushed and noddbed.
so diper pulled down his pants. but his butt got torn off bye da pants. dipper went to go cry to his bagel.
mabel staRED at buttcheek as it starttedr to move. it killed her pig waddles becuz he didn't like to eat meatloaf at disneyland.
wut.
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so nex6gt dipper went to go c grunkles stains.
"hey u douchebag want to here a joke?
"OK" siad stans.
"k why did da bagel go to the movies?"
"IDK"
"Becuz he had date with spaggeti."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHH
HAHAHHA
HAHAHAH
HAHHAHA
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HA." SAID stans.
den dips went to go see his nipples.
he stared at deem and relized he didn't like dem.
so he go da goat and shoved it up his ass. but it wuz 2 big so his butt exploded. his blood went everywhere and it caused a giant dick to come out of the toliet.
den da dick went up to dead dipper and pissed on him. that piss fell into his mouth.
"DAT TASTE GOOD! more!" said dddierper.
den the shack exploded with shit.
AND THATS WHY U NEVER WATCH FAMILY GUY.
THE END