A/N This story has been in my head for a while now. I don't own Squee. Mary-sue is arguably in the public domain I guess. I can't really say I invented her.
The scary neighbor man had left Todd all alone in this world with no one to talk to and no one to care whether he was alive or dead. Well I guess thats not true his dad cared, but he only cared if he was dead.
One night Todd woke up in the middle of the night. He had to pee. Todd sat up in bed and put on his little furry slippers and walked to his bedroom door. He pushed the door open and stared down the dark and spooky hall way. There were shadows on the walls that looked like monsters that liked to gobble up little boys and eat them. Todd stood in his doorway scared beyond reason waiting for the monsters to leave. Two hours later when the moon had shifted it's position in the sky, and the monsters had vanished, Todd finally went to the bathroom.
The next morning Todd awoke he was very tired from his lack of sleep. He got dressed in a t-shirt with a smiley face that had a straight line mouth on it. He decided not to eat breakfast that morning, because if he did his dad would yell at him about how feeding Todd was a waste of money. Todd left for school that day very sleepy and very hungry. As soon as he got to school he put his head on his desk. Fifteen minutes later when class actually started Todd's teacher announced that a new student would be joining the class.
"Please state Your name and something about yourself. Then go sit over there." Said the teacher pointing in Todd's direction.
A little girl with curly blond hair and a little dress stood before the class. "My name is Mary-sue. I like to read and do math. I love music and I sing very well." The little girl then walked over to the desk in front of Todd and sat down. She paid attention through the whole lesson and took notes in perfect hand writing. When the lesson was over the teacher told the kids that they could talk amongst them selves for a little while. Mary-sue turned around and asked Todd what his name was. When she got no reply from the sleeping boy she put her chin on the table in front of him and poked the top of his head to wake him. When he opened his eyes he immediately noticed the girl inches from his face.
"Squee!"
"Squee huh, I like that name. My name is Mary-sue. It's a pleasure to meet you Squee."
"Uhh... pleased to meet you to Mary-sue." Mary-sue giggled a little at this. "What." asked Todd "That rhymed."
Mary-sue and Todd spoke for the rest of their free time. Todd liked Mary-sue. She was funny, smart, beautiful, polite, caring, sweet, friendly, and she seemed to like Todd.
After the second half of class was over, and Mary-sue had used up three pieces of paper on copious well organized notes, her and Todd walked home together apparently she lived three doors down from Todd. As her and Todd prepared to cross the street in front of their houses Mary-sue noticed a man drop his wallet. Todd crossed the street but Mary-sue handed the man his wallet and refused to take any money as a reward. She then went to cross the street to catch up with Todd and was hit by a van. Todd rushed over to see if she was alive. She was she just looked into Todd's eyes and told him to tell her mom that she loved her. Then a crow took a dookie on her and she finally died from intense internal bleeding. It was a very painful way to go.
A/N I know that there are a lot of people out there who hate Mary-sues with a great passion so I had to write this for them. While writing this story I accidentally wrote furry slippers as "fury" slippers and I think fury slippers would be awesome.