As mad as a hatter,
It's not getting better,
I can't do this for ever,
Scratch that I won't do it forever
You think you could do this better
I'd like to see you try
You don't know the things I plan to do
You don't know the things I've done
I got dropped in wonderland
I'm unique your just plain
You're wondering what land you just dropped into
Cause baby no matter what you do
You'll never be as mad as a Hatter
Cause that's me and so not you.