No matter what Jimmy and Carl said, Sheen had always loved Valentine's Day.
Jimmy was determined to avoid girls and point out how ridiculous the whole thing was. Carl, the wimpy baby, cried about being alone.
But not Sheen Estevez. Sheen didn't care about the love or the sickening decorations. His loneliness didn't bother him at all. There was only one thing that Sheen Estevez cared about.
THE CANDY.
Every year, the class was required to bring in sugary sweets for everyone. They'd all go around the room and by the end of it, Sheen's Valentines box was full of chocolate, gummies, lollipops, candy canes, bubble gum, jawbreakers, and much, much more.
He often envisioned himself swimming in a lake of caramel surrounded by beaches of sugary powder. It would rain gumdrops! The trees would be licorice! The clouds? MARSHMELLOWS!
No, Valentine's Day was never a bad holiday for Sheen. After all, he could always go home and share in his bounty of candy with the beautiful Ultra Lady. And, lady that she was, she'd always let him eat all the candy himself.