Doomguy Goes to College to Get a Degree in Marketing

by windowmaker69

Being a college student is hard. You suffer from sleep deprivation, you have to deal with the stress of knowing you probably won't be able pay off your student loans, and you don't get enough free time to hang out with people as much as you used to. When Doomguy arrives at Hogwarts he is ready to rip and tear, but will college rip and tear Doomguy?

1. Monday

"Doomguy Goes to College to get a Degree in Marketing"

by Anonymous Friend and Windowmaker69

AN: This "story" was made by my friend and I each writing a line or two for it over a messaging app. Enjoy

One day doomguy woke up and needed to take a dump, So he went to the restroom, only to discover it was a mess. Late in the night some dastardly fiend had come in , eaten fast food, had a little bit of pot, painted on a paper plate, and left like a ninja in the night. But Doomguy expected his roommate Master Chief to be behind this pigsty. Doom guy can not speak but grunted and the grunt is such a grunt that can be roughly perceived as "DAMNIT master chief and his late night Pizza planet plots, pot, and paper plate painting". Since the restroom was unusable, Doomguy decided to take a shit on Master Chiefs face and head to the dining hall.

When doom guy got to the dining hall master chief was no where in sight. Doomguy didn't give enough of a shit to look for him, so Doomguy grabbed a bowl of raspberry oatmeal and a cup of chocolate almond milk and sat down at the closest table. Doomguy didn't want to take off his badass mask so instead he just promptly pored his breakfast onto his head and absorbed the nutrients. "Hey Doomguy!" said Issac Clarke, his face covered in scrambled eggs and vanilla bean mocha. Doomguy just stared at issac Clark . These new guys don't know shit. "Are you ready for Professor Manny Pardo's Calculus exam?" Inquired Issac. Doomguy shrugged, bits of raspberry oatmeal falling into his lap.

"Hey guys, you ready for the Calculus exam?" asked Chief, still absorbing the nutritients of the shit. Doomguy angrily stared at master chief and stood up and continued staring at master chief. Master Chief realized he made a fatal mistake. Doomguy realized he made a fatal mistake. Issac took a sip of coffee, but since he had his mask on, he spilled coffee all over himself. Issac , having a fetish for hit liquids on his body, had to leave very suddenly.

Will Doomguy pass his exam? Will Master Chief survive Doomguy's rage? Will Issac Clarke finish his orgasm before class starts? Find out after I drink this entire bottle of cold medicine!