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*Stretches * as ya' can see, I'm only now starting on this and this'll only be one chapter...V_V

Allison smiled as she walked down the street, her little kitty named Foldy in her arms.

" Can't wait ta' get so ya' can have a baaaath~" Arthur affectionately called Foldy by the goofy American, hissed and tried to get away.

The bloody American simply laughed and held onto the cat tighter.

She thanked her bomber jacket for stopping his scratching

The American started whistling as she skipped, the cat bobbing up and down as she did so.

The blonde was smiling brightly.

The cat looked pretty pissed off (At the fact that, ya' he was kinda bein' jostled around in the insane woman's arms.)

Allison giggled.

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"Cmm'on Foldy! " Allison tried to force the poor animal into the large bathtub.

His bright green eyes clenched closed and his cute face scrunched up as if he'd smelled another one of Allison's disgusting burgers (Kinda hurts my American Pride . ).

Foldy hissed.

Allison yelled.

And Matthew walked out of his sisters apartment with a hand on his forehead.

"Moronic soeur..." He mumbled as he walked out.

" Love ya' too ow! Brooo~ Ow! Fuckin' shit! " Allison threw out the angry Scottish fold with four identical scratches on her left cheek.

Her hand over her cheek as blood dripped from the deep cuts.

Foldy hissed.

She hissed back

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The American ate a quick supped, or dinner whatever it was before laying down, her right side on her pillow.

"Damn cat " She mumbled.

She wanted to bit the little bastard but gritted her teeth instead.

A small mew echoed through her awesome room.

She sat up, the moonlight providing light to see the flash of beautiful green eyes that she had come to love.

"What?" She grumbled, her eyes narrowed towards the cat.

He mewed again and bowed his head, as if saying 'sorry '.

She sighed and pat the spot on her legs.

"Comm'ere hun " She said softly.

The cat jumped onto her bed and curled up on the spot she had pat.

She lent forward and lightly nipped his ear.

The cat jumped and swiped at her.

Allison laughed.

"Ya' deserve it ya' bastard!" She giggled as she layed back down and fell asleep.

The cat rolled his eyes and layed his head down.

Nocturnal instincts kicked in as he prepared to lay on his masters legs until the morning, or until he fell asleep.

Wooow~ this is complete and total shit .

But hey, y'all voted and I came up with this :IconAwesomeFaceplz: ….damn...

Anyway...ya' like~?

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This is actualy based off of the daily life of my cat and I . (Except the bath and the ear bitting part )