A/N: Technically, this is a lemon. Not technically...well, just read and see.
Once apon a time a cat named Ditzyheart found a yellow, oblong fruit lying on the ground.
"Hmmm, I wonder what this is is?" She wondered. She randomly decided to take a bite out of it. And it was so sour, she began to foam at the mouth.
"HELP! HELP! I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A RANDOM OBJECT AND I CAN'T STAND IT'S EVIL SOURNESS!"
Then, a cat named Masculinestereotypedidiot came running up.
"I'll save you from that awful lemon, my darling!" Then he took all the sugar water out of his butterfly habitat and dumped it down her mouth. Ditzyheart stopped foaming.
"Oh, Darling you've saved me! But what about your butterfly habitat?"
Masculinestereotypedidiot purred, "Anything for you, darling! Besides, warrior cats aren't even supposed to have butterfly habitats!" Then they kissed. And kissed. And kissed.
Said Ditzyheart: "Oh, Darling!"
Said Masculinestereotypedidiot: "Oh, Darling!"
The lemon didn't say anything. Lemons don't say much.
A/N: I know what an actual lemon is. Review! Flames will be used to roast marshmallows!