Disclaimer: I'M BACK BIOTCH! HAHAAHAHA! I'm like testicular cancer. You can't get rid of me easily, and you can't pee! (I think) Anyway, yadda yadda I don't own any sonic characters except the ones in my profile, blah blah,  Sonia belongs to my friend. Yappity yappity yap.

------Two years after my uncompleted stories------

BEEP BEEP BEEEP!

"FUDGECICLES!" said Akira as she smashed her alarm clock. She got out of bed, yawned loudly, stretched, rubbed her stomach, and went back to bed.

CRASH!

"AKIIIIRAAA!" Exclaimed Sonia as she smashed through Akira's bedroom door and somersaulted into her dresser.

"MRACKLEFRACKEL! SONIA YOU KNOW I NEED MY SLEEP!" yelled Akira without moving.

"Well you've been sleeping for eight days straight and I was getting bored! Oh, and I burnt the house down."

Akira stared in awe as she looked around the shell of the house that one stood tall about three days ago.

"What did you do?"

"Uh…." Sonia recollects her encounter with the notorious toaster.

Sonia takes out a poptart and starts to wrestle to get it open only to realize several hours later that it wasn't a poptart but a cell phone.

"Hmm. Must be Akira's."

"YOU BROKE MY PHONE!" Akira yelled interrupting a perfectly good flashback.

"NO! …yes…"

Sonia then looks over at the toaster. The toaster was just not an ordinary toaster. It was one of those ones with four slots to put stuff in instead of two, which confused Sonia greatly. The red hedgehog then proceeded to poke the toaster with a fork. Which eventually ended up with her shocking herself.

"Oh now it's war!" She said jumping up on the ceiling using her recently honed ninja skills. She then pounced on the toaster and started stabbing it with a kunai (knife). Unfortunately she was stabbing it in the slots so she was shocking herself even worse than before.

"OW!" Sonia threw the toaster at the wall and it shattered into pieces. "HA! You may have been able to withstand my ninja skills, but you are not invincible to the WALL!"

That's when Sonia decided that she was still hungry so she started a campfire on the remains of toaster so she could roast marshmallows. But the remains of the toaster were next to the drapes and one thing lead to another…

"I have one question to ask you, Sonia."

"What?"

"Are the waffles still okay?"

"Yeah, apparently fire doesn't affect ice that much."

"Sweet!" Akira ran into an imaginary basement. She opened up her freezer and there they were, the most wonderful food on this earth, waffles! Akira ran up her stairs falling several times on her ass. Finally she started walking up the stairs slowly, holding high over her head the wonderful waffles!

Only to realize that they had no toaster.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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