Good evening friends, family, comrades, enemies, acquaintances, allies, and all variations of people who know other people. I am Zilean, the Chronokeeper and Champion to the League of Legends, and I will be your host for this evening.
What is the purpose of this gathering? Why, for the purpose of telling stories, of course. True, there are others, even my fellow Champions and the Summoners, who tell their own stories, but what about those who do not tell their stories?
While this may seem like an invasion of privacy, be aware that this is for the purpose of aiding Runeterra by understanding those who protect it in their own unique ways. Also, I am saddened to know that there are a few who none of us could hope to understand. Such loneliness can cause feuds and conflicts among us. This is how I have chosen to aid them: by watching the flow of time and giving my counsel where I can.
My reasons aside, here is my current study: The interactions between the two jungles and those within. Nidalee, Teemo, and Trundle will be the subjects of this story. Let me get up the… Oh my… I will close it off before things get, um, too passionate. I am deeply sorry, but I do hope you all come to an understanding of… Oh. This one isn't even what I thought it would be. Hmm.
Pass your judgment how you see fit, I suppose. The subject of cannibalism is a very interesting subject.