A/N: Like oh my God this is my firast story! Yay! I hope you guys like it.
Philimenia Luceita Smith was getting ready for her first day at Hogwarts. The owl had arrived earlier that day with her letter. As she brushed her long shimmering blonde hair Philimenia thought about all the hardships she hhad faced over the past year, in her old school Camden Witches' School(A/n- Isnt that name sooo cool!) and she would be finally getting a new chance. "Philimenia! Get your lazy good for nothing worthless arse down 'ere!" her horrid stepmother- Anna-Suebelle- called, flinging a frying pan up the steps.
"Yes Mother." she responded sadly.
-time passes-
Philimenia looked up at the huuuge scarlet train, the Hogwarts Express and gasped. It was just that big. With my luck, i'll probably be in Gryffindor, she thought, sadly.
Boarding the train she headed for the first empty compartment she saw.
"Hello!" a mousy girl called out, her gray hair frizzy.
"Hello." Philimenia replied, glumy.
"Boy! You're awful glum for someone as pretty and beatiful as you are. Wanna snuggle? I'll help you feel better. by the way, my name's Allisia. But you can call me Ally. Wanna be friends?"
"Go away and let me drown in my misery. i hate you and all your descendants." (A/n- Ooh! That was soo mean!)
Ally whimpered, "You're mean. I',m telling the prefects1" and she ran off,never to be heard from again, until th autheress forgets her own canon.
"O tempore, O meres."Philimenia sobbed as she cut her wrists, leaving bloody gashes all over the seats. That is, until a mysterious black--haired boy walked.
"'ello." he said, extending a hand, and a hankercheif."i'm Harry Potter. You're hot. Wanna make out?"
She sniffed, wiping the blood on the seats, "All right."
They made out, it was a glorious battle of the tongues each writihing in the other's mouth, sending them int bliss.
-time passes-
Philimenia stood in the line with the first years. She towered over them all, like a giraffe among zebras. Her name was called.
Hmm, lots of courage,this one. the Sorting Hat said. Pity there's not much smartness, or cunning, or ambition, other thasn to get into Potter's pants. I'd have to say... HUFFLEPUFF!
Philimenia sobbed with relief. She was to be a badger! The other Hufflepuffs sobbed, but for different reasons. Harry Potter smiled,' Now I can show I've been with every House. Cho with Ravenclaw, malfoy with Slytherin, Seamus with Gryfiinndor, and now Smith wih Hufflepuff.'
She went to the dorms witht he other Hufflepuffs. They threw thing at her because they said that she wasn't supposed to be a Hufflepuff! That it didn't fir the prophecy. And that she smelled funny! Philimenia sobbed her shimmery blonde hair fanning her, her azure eyes filled with crystalline tears, her ivory skin covered in blood. Harry Potter came n( A/n- OoOh sneaky!)
"There there. Those mean Hufflepuffs. We can get you resorted soon, i promuise."
And he left, dogding a rock thrown by Cedric, who was upset the harry was scheating on him.(A/n-Bad harry!)
-TIME PASSES-
her first class awas Potions with Snape. She was ral good at it.Then she had Transfiguration, where she tranfigured Proffessor McGonagal into a pig. That was a fun class. her other classes where boring.
-time passs-
She sobbed, cauhgt n the throes of a horrible nightmare. Blood dripping everywher, she screamed, her throat raw.
A ghostly specter sttood watching, with hooves.
A/N: Whee! Cliffie! Sorry it's so short. Press da button, you know you want to! Read and review!