Castle Runega

In this fic, Shadow's normal, Cream wants to kill and is 16, Eggman's an idiot, and there's a haunted castle. I do not own most of these characters. By the way, some parts of the story will be weird and possibly break your brain. Now let's begin!!!!Oh! And Sonic is not in this because I couldn't find a way to humiliate him…so he's on his honeymoon with Sally Acorn.

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In hammer space, a black child-like demon is walking up to the author, Curious as to what she's doing.

"Uh, L- I mean Boss, what the blazes are you doing?"

"Well Bob, I'm writing a fanfic starring Shadow the hedgehog."

"Did you warn the readers?"

"Yes,"

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Shadow had just woken up when he saw a silver hedgehog staring at him. It had been a while since he last saw him and had hoped that he wouldn't have to see him again.

"What do you want Silver?"

"I'm here to warn Sonic about an event that makes the future suck…more than Mephiles made it."

"He's not here; he left for his honeymoon with Sally Acorn yesterday. Besides, what could be worse than Mephiles?"

(At that moment a horde of SonAmy fans caused Cardiff to implode since Tails Fan girls Already took Manhattan)

"Try a being known only as the Eclipse Shade"

"You sure it's not Amy that caused you to come back?"

"Wha-? Of course not!"

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"Boss, are you stalling?"

"Want me to bring in Shinia?"

"I'll be good."

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After one very long Conversation, Shadow left the room and headed down the hall until he came to a box with the words: "In case of annoying guest or Silver break glass." He broke the glass window and took out a chaos emerald.

"Chaos Control!" He yelled and suddenly the hallway turned into a forest where Eggman was attacking Knux, Charmy, Mighty the Armadillo, and a female rabbit wearing a black long sleeved shirt and jeans, which Shadow recognized as Cream. Eggman's latest machine looked like his normal ship, just with a missile launcher attached to the sides. He fired and the missiles hit a large mansion near a lake, which unfortunately for the doctor, ticked off Shadow.

"My summer home, You Blew up my summer Home! Do you have any Idea how many jobs I had to do to get that House?!"

After that, Shadow pulled out a plasma Cannon, and fired, at close range at Eggman. The explosion was so powerful, the black hedgehog flew off in the distance and landed near a lake, where he lay unconscious. When he woke up, He was no longer in a forest, but a room that seemed to be in an ancient palace, near the bed he was in was a female hedgehog, she was white, with her quills in a ponytail. She wore jean Capri's, and a blue shirt with a snowflake printed on it. Shadow just stared, the only female hedgehog he had seen was Amy Rose, but this girl was different from her, he just wasn't sure how.

"Who are you, where am I?" he asked.

"My name is Snow the hedgehog. This place is called Castle Runega." She said, Smiling

"Why do the really weird things happen when Sonic is not here?" Muttered Shadow.