Seven hundred, thirty fourth time
My second fanfic, so please enjoy!
Sango's P.O.V.
"Oh my fuckin' kami!" I screamed. "It's the 734th time this month, dammit!!" Miroku starts towards me.
"I'm sorry, Sango." He said. "I love you, and only you, but..."
"But what?" I demanded testily. I was getting impatient, and if I didn't get a good excuse soon, he was going to get beaten to death.
"Oh, never mind. Don't worry about what I have said and done in the past. Just know that you are my only love."
His voice was sincere, as far as I could tell. I was his only love? I did have feelings for him before. Do I really want to be with this cute little womanizing freak? I began to relax and loosen up a bit.
A bit, I said. I wasn't ready to let down my guard. I knew better than to do that. If he knew that I liked him that much, then he, and many others, can take advantage of my exposed weakness. NO. I would make him beg for me. He would stop touching all other women. Even my friends like kagome. He should risk his life for me on a daily basis, and no one else. He-
Miroku put his arms on my shoulders. Relenting, I decided to lean into his embrace. He can actually be a great guy when he loses his lecherous mind and stops being a perv-
HENTAI!! SMACK(He stuck his lecherous hands into Sango's kimono…)
Kagome's P.O.V. from beginning
Oh geez! 734 times! I can't believe his nerve!! Oh, poor Sango. If it were me, I don't think I could've made it couting past 200, let alone 734...
"Sango, have you noticed that Miroku has been acting strangely for the last few weeks?"
"Feh," came a voice from the door.
I turned.
"InuYasha!" I rushed to the door. "Do you know something about why Miroku has been acting so weird lately?"
"Baka-"
"Sit."
InuYasha crashed down to the floor as I activated his cursed necklace. (sorry, I don't remember what the necklace of beads are called...) He nearly cracked the hut belonging to the village we were resting at.
"So anyways, before you insulted me, what were you going to say, InuYasha?" I asked.
"Feh."
InuYasha picked himself off of the floor, then dusted his kimono off. "What makes you think I'll tell you after you just sat me?" He demanded.
"Look, InuYasha," I sighed. "I'm sorry, but I'm in a bad mood, and can't put up your rudeness."
"No," InuYasha glared.
"InuYasha, I have to know. Either you accept my apology, or I'll be forced to S-I-T you until you do."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh, would you like to try me, InuYasha?" I challenged.
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Sorry if you think this is short. I don't really know what I'm going to write yet, so please review if you have any ideas or suggestions for the story. Thanks. Oh, and for those of you people out there who don't like swearing, please understand that when someone like Sango gets mad, they swear. 'kay?
Sesshylover
(sesshy's lover)
Vocabulary Section ----------(in case you need it)
Kami-god
Hentai- something along the lines of "oh my gosh"
Feh- a rather meaningless retort and comment that belongs specifically to InuYasha, but sounds cool anyway.
Baka-stupid/idiot