Chapter 1

So this is a random funny story that 1XxKiraxX1 and I came up with and have had in our heads for a while it was funny and random so don't flame us as I have finally decided to type it down with my friends consent, strange as it might be.

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So there are five OC's in this story, the first one is Kira Saito, she has crimson hair shoulder length, and amethyst eyes, and she is half Youkai and half transformer. So she has a transformer mode and her normal mode is her human form and she has sound waves abilities gained from her transformer heritage. Her carrier is Knockout and her Sire is another Youkai, named Takashiro Saito he has long golden blonde hair and gold eyes. Then there is Levi Saito, he has short silver hair, and lavender eyes. He is the same as Kira but she uses sound waves and Levi uses electricity. Levi's carrier is Optimus and his Sire is Zero Saito a Youkai as well who looks similar to Levi just more professional where Levi is more laid back. Then Levi's husband is Avi Saito, he is a Youkai, he has short dark brown hair about to his ears, he has a very deep voice as well, and has a short beard and light mustache as well.

Please tell us what you think, we want to know, and please go read her stories as well they are awesome! They aren't strange like this one they're normal! XD

I also own absolutely nothing! As much as I wish I owned Transformers I don't!

Ratchet walked through the quiet halls of the Autocon base, he was happy that the war was finally over. Autobots and Decepticons finally at peace, he was headed to his quarters to meet his good friend and secret love interest, Kira. He got to his quarters and found Kira sitting on his couch watching TV in wait for him to arrive.

"Damn, Ratchet it couldn't have taken you any longer," She said as she stood to her feet as Ratchet entered the room. Ratchet couldn't help but love the way her crimson hair softly fell against her shoulders, her amethyst eyes gazing at him, though she had a tom boyish look she was perfect in every way, she was a Decepticon Youkai cross. Similar personality as well, she was temperamental, he couldn't help but love her with his entire spark but why would she love him?

"Sorry, kept getting stopped in the hallways to be talked to about things I didn't quite care about," Ratchet said apologetically.

"Don't worry about it Ratch' I don't mind waiting for ya, you have nice quarters so I was comfortable," She said grinning at him.

"Well good, I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable," Ratchet said as they sat back down on his couch, he was in his human form; he had long white hair, and wore what human doctors wear, with pale gold eyes. He didn't really know nor did he care.

"So are we going to watch a movie or something," She asked him, and it was then that Ratchet noticed how close they were, just a few inches apart.

"Sure whatever you want to do, I have a bunch of human movies if you want to watch one of those," Ratchet said pointing to the TV stand. He followed Kira over to pick a movie out. In the end Kira had picked out Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. It hadn't even been opened, so this was a new movie for Ratchet.

About an hour and a half later they had finished the movie, while Kira watched the credits for a moment Ratchet glanced over. He froze when he noticed his arm was wrapped around her shoulders and her head was leaning on his shoulder. Kira sat up and Ratchet immediately released his arm from her and stretched.

"Well, uh, that was a good movie," Ratchet said.

"Yes, that's my favorite movie," She said smiling at him, Ratchet smiled back at her and stood up.

Kira went to stand up but tripped and fell into Ratchet. He caught her by grabbing her arms firmly, she look up at him and was blushing a deep red.

"Uh, are you okay?" Ratchet asked her.

"U-uh, ya I'm, I'm fine," She said making a convincing smile, but surprisingly she didn't move away from Ratchet. She moved with him as he pulled her closer against him.

"Kira…" Ratchet whispered as he leaned his face down to hers and just before their lips met he hesitated, but he knew she wanted this just as much as he did. He went through with it and pressed his lips ever so gently to hers. They sat there kissing for minutes upon end not wanted to let go of each other.

It was then that Kira felt a presence in the room other than herself and Ratchet. She broke off the kiss and looked over to find her cousin and best friend Levi standing in the door way.

"See, Kira what did I tell you?" Levi asked her, and a low growl arose from her throat.

"Levi…" She growled his name, holding back the sound waves arising in her throat ready to blast him to the next century.

"I'll go now, but I will have an I told you so talk later," He remarked as he left the room, Kira pinched the bridge of her nose as Ratchet came up behind her and pressed his lips to her neck.

"Don't worry too much about it Kira, but I would like to ask you if you would like to start a relationship with me?" Ratchet asked hopefully.

Kira smiled," I would love to Ratchy."

Ratchet smiled as he pressed his lips to hers in a loving kiss, Ratchet was happy now.

Levi smiled as he walked back to his room, he couldn't wait to tell his husband and mate, Avi, about what I had just witnessed. He walked up to his room and typed in the passcode to the room, he entered to find Avi lying on the couch.

"Avi, guess what?" Levi asked him.

"Hmm?" He replied.

"I was going to go and ask Ratchet where my carrier was and I walked in to find him and Kira sucking on each other's faces," Levi told him.

"What you mean kissing?" He said sitting up immediately.

"Yes I mean kissing you derp," Levi said to him, he replied with a simple oh. He just chuckled, walked over and gave him a kiss. Levi went and laid down in bed he was quite tired.

So he laid there smiling, his best friend was finally going to be happy.

So please please please read and review we want to know what you think but PLEASE no flames! This is supposed to be just some ridiculously funny story! Don't like don't read!