"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I fell on my back, like the first time I went through a portal to another time. "Great work Ashley, your not in your time period, at least I pronounced the words right, I hope." Ash Thought to himself.
He smacked his face with his right hand. He opened his eyes. He had his hand back, his real hand, flesh and blood."
"Well that's a new side effect. Now where the fuck am I?"
He looked around; he saw a desert, a few cacti, tumbleweeds, but nothing else. He got up and made sure everything was there. He took inventory and found that he lost his Boomstick and his gun holster. His shirt was normal again too, no tears or anything, same old blue buttoned shirt. He saw the sun rising and decided to go east.
"Bound to find at least someone"
Half an Hour later.
Sure enough he found someone, along with his friends, the Vultures.
"Go away! Scat! It's my turn to scavenge you pesky birds!"
After he finished yelling at the vultures, he looted the body
"Oh god, this is nasty."
He found $90, Nigel West Dickens Patented Tonic, and a gun belt with some kind of Revolver and full ammunition on the belt.
"Well wadaya know? I'm in the old west, always wanted to be a cowboy!"
"Nigel West Dickens Patented Tonic? Let's see what it says, It cures Rheumatism, Lumbago, Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neuralgic or Inflammatory Pain, Headaches, Neuralgia, Earaches, Toothaches, Backaches, Swellings, Sprains, Sore chests, Throat Swelling, Contracted Chords, Contracted Muscles, Anxiety, Ravaged Nerves, Stiff Joints, Wrenches, Dislocations, Cuts, Bruises, and Malaria. Holy shit that was a mouthful, but…Oh my God there is more. Also provides vitality, Vigor, Superhuman Strength, Superhuman Sight, Superhuman Accuracy, Ability to chew through steal, flying, and can turn a man into a Lady."
He stood there looking at that bottle for a minute. "Worth a try."
He took a sip and instantly spit it out. "This tastes worst than Buckley's! I would not even take it if my life depended on it!"
He threw the bottle as far as he could throw, and kept walking east.
Another Half an Hour later
"This is taking forever," Ash thought. "When am I going to get somewhere?"
Right then and there a bullet went pass him.
"HOLY SHIT!"
He started running, bullets almost hitting his feet.
"Shit shit shit shit shit SHIT!" He muttered.
Horses came around and cornered him, no way to run, but that would be a bad idea.
"Now we are the Walton's Gang boy!" Their ring leader said. "And I'm Walton Lowe! The leader of this bunch, so come with us, and you won't die!"
"Aw shit" Ash muttered.
He felt ropes go around him and one of them started tying him up, they put him on a horse and rode off.