This is just something I wrote for fun, to practice writing, and to get out of my writer's block. I'm not going to continue this unless I suddenly feel like writing more for this. Rather, I'm just gonna write a bunch of blahs randomly whenever. Cheers!

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Eva was sprawled out across the beach sands staring listlessly at the cloudy blue sky overhead. If she could just ignore the fact that she was lost, she might enjoy the sound of the waves caressing the shore, the melodious cries of the unknown birds, and the feel of the wind brushing against her sunburnt skin. However, Eva was not one to sink into the dangers of day dreaming. Rather, she was thinking quite vigorously. The clockwork of her brain was tinkering and rotating viciously in her busy mind.

Where, oh where, in the world could she be?

She knew it wasn't a dream. The bite of the sand on her backside testified to that. As well as the burning cancer rays she felt on her slowly tanning skin. Oh, did she hate tanning. But Eva ignored this for now, because she was too busy calculating the moves she would take to escape this predicament.

First, she would look for water. Then, she'd look for food and a shelter. If she found any human civilization on the way, well, that would be just as lovely. She didn't count on it though. She had read too many 'stranded on a desert island' books before. Fortunately, she wasn't new to the surviving on your own thing. She could rely on herself, she knew. It was the only thing she could believe wholeheartedly in.

Either way, Eva had a plan.

She immediately got up from her restful laze and set off into the forest behind her. She had already scanned the shores for signs of ships. Not a single one. This didn't deter her from her plan.

How did she get here? Eva wondered that briefly, before deciding it was irrelevant. It didn't matter. She was here, and that was all that mattered. And now she had to survive.

She searched through the forest for any signs of water, and found more than she could hope for. She found a village.

Weeks later, Eva had learned a great deal of things. In fact, she had come to the conclusion that she was no longer in her world, but an entirely different one. That took her awhile to digest. No joke, she spent at least a week contemplating her life as she sat on a cliff facing the direction she thought home was. A bit melodramatic, but that was Eva.

At first she was content on just staring at the horizon not believing a thing she heard from the villagers, that is until she saw a Sea King rise from the sea and eat a whole ship. Then she watched a bunch of pirates defeat the monster with strange powers and cook the Sea King for dinner. That was when she started believing the lies that had turned into truths. At that moment, she got up and headed back to the village to drink herself silly.

After the whole fiasco was settled and Eva was stocked and ready, she waved goodbye to the kind villagers from the boat they generously gave her (at her determined insistence). The only thing the villagers could think as they waved good bye to the strange girl was "Thank Roger she's leaving."

Eva had decided her move to this new world was to her advantage. Her old world, full of overpowering industry,semi advanced technology, and too much red tape*, was not entirely to her liking. She never did like those pompous, brainwashed, no good, braindead, unthinking, robots that inhabited most of her world. The bastards. So it was with good cheer that Eva decided to seek her fortune in this slightly messed up and primitive world she had come to. She figured she'd start anew and live the good simple life... by amassing a squadron of Sea Kings and creating a whole new enterprise.

Unfortunately, she didn't take into account the pirates. Oh no. She was wholly unprepared for them. Rightly so, because Eva was taking a step into the deranged, and it was a good thing these Straw Hat Pirates came in to take her down a peg.

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*Red tape is the hoops/laws/rules the government makes that you have to jump through in order to do something like open a business, practice, etc.