Rules For Living Near A Stargate

by KeeleyWrites

Stargate's generally come with some amount of danger and well you need to keep that under control. Especially when you have teams like to act like three years olds on weekends. Here are some few fun rules to remember while hanging out either at the SGC or on Atlantis. told from oc p.o.v Sasha O'Neill. REWRITE of Rules For Atlantis.

1. Rule 1- 10

A/N: What's this? A remake of Rules for Atlantis? Well look at that it is but now Rules for living near a Stargate. Well…I'll work on that title.

Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.

Rule # 1 You are not allowed under any circumstances to bungee jump off of the main tower. Are you trying to give Doctor Beckett a heart attack?

(This was because Sheppard and Ronon were bored.}

{Carson is still not speaking to them.}

Rule # 2: Hoard the chocolate and you will be thrown into the brig. With no way out!

{That was my stash.}

{John knew it was as well.}

{I DON'T CARE how important he is.}

{It was still my stash.}

Rule # 3: Atlantis is not a yo-yo. We are not sinking it just so you can impress alien woman.

{The newbies to Atlantis.}

{Not only if its just for four seconds.}

{I don't wanna die!}

Rule # 4: Atlantis is not 'The Shinning City of Sparkles,'

{This is why we don't bring any villagers back to the city.}

{Teyla…}

Rule # 5: The next person who sings 'Nobody's Perfect,' will be left on a planet with no DHD.

{Haha. Hahahaha. I've destroyed all their lives.}

Rule # 5a: The Atlantis version of 'Nobody's Perfect,' is not to be sung on Earth. We want the SGC to think we're semi normal.

{Jack just stared at me like I'd gone mad.}

{You don't want to know what he did to John.}

Rule # 6: NO rollerblading through the corridors.

{Wow…those doors are hard when you're going twenty miles per hour.}

{Liz banned me from my 'blades.}

{I'm having rollerblading withdrawls.}

Rule # 7: The following Disney shoes are banned:

Hannah Montana: {'Best Of Both Worlds' got stuck in John's head and he sings it everywhere.}

{Even when fighting the wraith.}

Sonny With A Chance: {Again, theme song, John's head.}

{and Rodney. You are not Chad Dylan Cooper.}

Rule # 8: Never skateboard through the gate.

{Bloody Evan and Chuck bet me twenty bucks I couldn't do it.}

{I came back with a broken wrist and a concussion.}

{Liz banned me from skateboarding.}

Rule # 9: No more karaoke night.

{Rodney for the sake of our ears stop singing Justin Bieber.}

{I love my 'Best Of Both Worlds.'}

Rule # 10: No more stealing my DVD's from my room.

{I will find out who stole my 'Family Guy.' DVD.}

A/N: Well there you have it. I'm back sort of. Anyway I hope you enjoy and don't forget to leave a review!