Parka: HELLOOOOOO, NINJAGO! WELCOME TO THE SECRET LIFE OF NINJA! Today, I'm your host, Parka,, and my little brother Mack-eye is your co-host!
Mack-eye the Hypnobrai: WHOOPIDOO! Hi!
Parka: So, today, we have a few special guests on the scene that will be reacting to themselves! Everyone, please welcome... (drum roll)... Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya! Your six favorite heroes! (audience cheers)
Please, ninja, take a seat!
Kai: What am I even doing here?
Mack-eye: Well, you'll be reacting to certain things that you'll find posted around the Internet and rumors that are the hottest gossip today! And I might also happen to be a creepy "slatlker" who's been filming every moment of your lives from when you four got the Golden Weapons.
All ninja (and Nya's a kunoichi, actually): WHAT?!
Parka: Yeah, it's complicated. Everyone knows you guys, anyway. So, first up, we'll talk about Jaya.
All: Who now?
Parka: Jaya. It's the shipping name for Jay and Nya. You two are SO CUTE together!
All: Ohhh.
Jay: Erm, thanks. Well, we are in a relationship right now.
Mack-eye: It's my OTP!
Parka: Well, that's out first question. If you want to see more, be sure to come back at five. See you around, people! (curtain closes) (cheering)
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Backstage, Parka and Mack-eye reviewed the list of things they would have the ninja react to. Nextt up for next episode: Three more ships. Glacier, Bruise, and Greenflame. Three things that Parka hated. Mack-eye, too.
"Get ready, lil' brother," Parka muttered. "This one is gonna be a long one."