Beautiful Disaster
Chapter 1: Beauty and the Best
You know you're in love
When you can't fall asleep
Because reality is finally
Better than your dreams....
-Dr. Seuss
Music. That's what he; Sasuke Uchiha decided Ino's heart beat sounded like. It took quite some time to figure it out; he had always felt so frustrated when it came to that. At first he thought it sounded like a regular heart beat. Then a warm girlish one. Oh so many he thought it could be, there was even a period where he didn't care what it sounded like, it just was one at least. Then lo and behold he had figured it out, it sounded like Music.
Heartless. That's what society deemed, Sasuke Uchiha play boy of over a thousand colors and shapes. Every girl, sometimes boy knew better than to fall for him, not only because he is taken, but why. It was a sigh of relief when Ino took him to the rest of them; she was in actuality their dreams come true to take the beast from them. He traveled far and wide, making women fall only to be crushed under his "spell" of charm and beauty. He was definition of Beauty and the Beast, all in one.
Delightful, fun, adorable, cute, funny, super. That's the words that come to Ino's mind when she thinks of Sasuke. None the less, no matter what rumor, she went through with marrying him.
Now, their next step changing Sasuke into the perfect Father.
Taki Baby Lessons:
The room was silent. Everyone had painfully placed their heated eyes straight on the couple once they had entered the room.
"Welcome to Taki." Tsunade said flatly to Sasuke, who wore a traditional kimono and Ino a rather festive cute purple summery one. To Shizune it was like looking at a couple strictly from two different Eras. Shizune bowed to the young couple until they sat down, and quickly got them drinks.
"I ordered a private session." Sasuke said bitterly.
"I changed it; I learn better in group things, you know that." Ino whispered to him.
"Shizune, why did only the Uchihas get drinks? No, wait its fine." Tsunade said pulling her aside.
"We are now going to look at a woman. Study her feature because now as you see the clip, she will be adding in weight according to months pregnant. Then you will see the child birth process." Tsunade said almost giddy that the Uchiha would surely lose his drink, embarrassingly.
Ino was heatedly interested, jotting down notes, perfect ones of course that's how she easily beat Sakura Haruno in med school.
Sasuke nearly puked out the very food he digested this morning and the night before. He gripped the baby blanket, frozen in shock.
"They don't look like that do they?" Sasuke said his voice shaking from the center.
"What's wrong Uchiha, too alien for you? Well, that's what happens when you knock up a girl who's older than 50 in a casino that you built that you made billions off of. Luring her with money and sake to the dozens, and good and drunk—grrr!" Tsunade said kicking the safety pillow into the sweaty clothes hamper. Ino was mortified.
Sasuke could barely keep from laughing. Ino sank lower into his arms in an attempt to hide herself from the whispers and gossip flying behind her. She so badly wanted to leave and run to the bathroom, but obviously she'd look weak in the piercing eyes of her new "Sensei."
Ino Uchiha's sleep over:
"I can't believe that I'm at the Uchiha mansion!" Ino's brand-new friend Tenten whispered to the other loads of Ino's best and good friends. They became friends because Tenten newly worked under the Uchiha, though Ino had went to med school; she changed lanes after completing it, going straight into ANBU Black Ops Interrogation & Torture Department. Leader of course.
"You get used to all the pampering, Ten-chan." Sakura said enjoying the silky smooth hands of the top-of-the-line massage crew.
Just like all of Ino's slumber parties, though in actuality she was rather a bit too old to have them, gossip, movies, and junk food were the main dishes served. It also was polar the Sasuke's men's night out parties. It was spontaneous whenever it would happen usually.
Kitchen 7 hours ago:
Ino twiddled with her fingers, staring at them. Sasuke was watching her, sitting on a stool in the real ruby island of the kitchen.
"I was thinking, I really want another slumber party." Ino said boldly, trying to hide her true feelings of straight up wanting to be more social than being his husband let her be.
"Sure, for the last time though, you don't have to ask me at all. Just do it." He smiled, getting up. He went over to Ino, capturing her mouth with his in a matter of seconds. She held onto the counter for support, if only his lips didn't taste so good, maybe it would stop her foot from rising up. They moved over to the counter. "I meant tonight by the way," She said removing her lips from his.
"Of course." He said a little bit annoyed at the fact that he wouldn't be able to perform his favorite "Sport" tonight.
7 hours later:
"Oh! oh! Awww!!" The crowd of girls giggled, when Ino tried to balance a Jello Shot on her nose while going across the dining room table. Sakura who was champion 5 slumber parties in a row, smirked at the Jello as it plummeted to the ground.
Sasuke's men's night out:
The club was jumping--literally. The place was so over-filled that Friday night not to mention all the temptation that wore a miniskirt for clothing, made Sasuke roll his head. He decided on their wedding night never to cheat on Ino. And he planned to remain true, if the red headed employee who works right under him doesn't get to him first.
Speaking of her, obviously on purpose, she had tried a total of 3 times to dance with him, declining, he stuck to drinking shots of vodka and making dirty jokes with his friends. Boys never change. Girls giggled in corners pointing to him, on occasion some asking him to dance with them, but he said no. And Ino trusted him to do so.
Next Morning:
"Hon," He said sort of loudly, trying to get Ino up. The girls were scattered around the house, some with only articles of an outfit on, and others in strange positions Sasuke didn't even know people could sleep in.
"Oh, morning babe." She said puckering her lips for a kiss. Sasuke put his fingers over her lips, giggling because he was so buzzed. She knew what to do, she looked over to the other blonde from across the room and thanked him for bringing Sasuke home. Tickling Sasuke until he jolted out of his tipsy state.
"Uhhh...do I have a headache." Sasuke said laying on the floor, looking around for no apparent reason. Ino whose head was on his stomach agreed.
"So, when do you want to do this?" She whispered in his ear.
"Not now, of course." He said stroking her hair.
"I want one, now though." She cooed, still towering over him.
"Ino I---don't, don't you dare." He warned as Ino had the world's biggest grin on her face. Ino brought her head down in one swoop, trying to plop her head straight onto Sasuke's stomach. Sasuke rolled over, causing Ino to stop herself just in time.
"How can you be so playful?" He said getting up, and offering his hand.
"How can you not? Your about to be a daddy when you decide to have kids with me." Ino muttered. Sasuke put his arm around her shoulder.
"That is definitely not the problem, I want kids, 14, 15, 29 of them from you. I just have to pace you out, hunny bun." He winked to Ino's horrified face.
"How do you go from...? Anyway....Why don't marriages have like an I Want list? It would make life soooo much easier! Because I don't know if I want 29 kids, you'd tear my...*whisper: vagina* into the time space continuum!" Ino said crossing her arms.
"Fine, how many do you want? And expect for me to rebuild my clan." Sasuke said kissing her cheek.
"I'll settle for 21. That is it." Ino smiled, wanting to give Sasuke anything he wanted at the moment.
"Too low, I thought you would at least go for 6 more." Sasuke said, scoffing at her "Selfishness".
"NUH-UH!" Ino squealed at the thought. Sasuke shushed her. "We'd get nannies." He promised.
"No! We are not working anymore, what part of multi-millionaire do you not understand that you are?? Babe, if you want 29, you've got to be there." She said. "Hypothetically speaking that is," Ino said scoffing at the subject of her laboring out 29 some kids out of her.
A/N: Can Sasuke get 29 kids? Will Ino stand her ground? Will the girls ever leave her house? Tee hee! Find out next time!