Orihara Izaya sat at his computer; bored. He hadn't seen Shizu-chan all day. He walked around all day trying to find him but had no luck. 'Where is he?' Izaya thought. He stood up. "I know! I'll go out for a drink!~" he said to himself and slid on his coat. He walked happily out of his apartment and to the nearest bar.

-20 minutes later-

"Out." the bartender told a drunk Izaya. He glared at the raven-haired man as he grinned at him and held out his glass.

"Make 'meh." he slurred the words.

"Oh I'll make you..." muttered the bartender as he grabbed Izaya by his hood and threw him out the door into the black night.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!" Izaya pouted but then glared at the closed door. He stood up and started to walk down the empty street, swaying as he did. "What a boring day~" he talked to himself.

"What the hel...? Flea?" a voice said behind Izaya.

Izaya smiled and spun around on his heal. "Shizu-chan!~~" he waved to the blond man.

Shizuo was not amused. "Flea. What are you doing here?" he growled. He pushed up his blue sunglasses.

Izaya pouted. "What? Are you not happy to see me here? Ah~" he let out a loud sigh. "Shizu-chan isn't happy to see 'meh." he slurred the words again and giggled.

Shizuo rolled his eyes. "What the hel Flea? Are you drunk or something?"

Izaya giggled. "Maayybbee." he winked at the blond man.

Shizuo was once again not amused. "You are." he sounded irritated.

Izaya laughed and moved closer to Shizuo. "You look so much better in the moonlight~" he whispered, placing his hands on Shizuo's chest.

A faint blush appeared on Shizuo's face but then quickly disappeared. "W-what are you talking about flea?"

"You know, Shizu-chan~ You always have been on my radar..." Izaya gently bit Shizuo's ear.

Shizuo shoved Izaya away. "W-what was that Izaya?" he roared.

Izaya giggled. "Aw~ No need to be so cold Shizu-chan~~" he grinned.

Shizuo roared. "I'll kill you."

Izaya kissed Shizuo on the cheek. "No you wont!~" he slurred and then turned around, starting to walk away, swaying slightly.

Shizuo's face turned bright red. He shook his head and told himself to calm down.

Izaya wandered into an ally. He then walked right into a wall and fell to the ground. He rubbed his head. "Ow." He got up and started to walk again but ran into another wall. "OW!" he got out his flickblade and lashed out in front of him; only to slice through nothing but air. "What the...? Where are you?" he yelled.

Now this, Shizuo found amusing. He laughed but then watched again as the raven-haired man ran into another wall. He frowned. As much as the two fought, if Izaya got a concusion from walking into the same wall multiple times, they wouldn't be able to fight anymore...He growled and walked over Izaya and grabbed his hood, forcing him to his feet.

"Ah~! Shizu-chan came back to me~"

Shizuo stared at the grinning man. 'I could leave him here to walk into that wall or I could take him home so he can get a hangover...' he thought, staring at Izaya as he tried to decide. He sighed. "I guess Im taking you home..." he muttered.

Izaya smiled. "Oooo! Shizu-chan is taking me to his house." he grinned evilly.

Shizuo smacked him upside the head. "No you flea; I'm taking you to your apartment."

Izaya continued to smile, ignoring the smack. "Oooo good choice Shizu-chan~~"

"You annoy the he outta me." Shizuo said, frowning.

Izaya ignored the re-mark and grabbed Shizuo's hand. "To my place it is!~~" he announced and started to lead Shizuo down the wrong way of the ally.

"Your apartment's the other way and...WAIT! Why are you taking me to your apartment? I'm supposed to be taking you!" Shizuo took the lead down the right way.

Izaya grinned. "This should be fun..." he giggled softly.