Warning: Compared to what I have seen on this site for Daphne and Niles adult writings this may be a wee bit risqué. Just a heads up but if you like smut, you should be fine….Enjoy!

Faux Pas de Melange Part 1

"Well, Since Daphne's getting you relaxed," Niles observed in a more chipper mood than usual as she gave Roz that wonderful neck massage that she had received earlier. "Why don't you join us for a little melange?"

Roz's shoulders stiffened slightly and her eyes flew open in shock as Daphne's fingers continued the magic on her tired neck muscles.

"Uh…What?" She asked weakly, devoid of breath.

"You should, Niles is amazing." Daphne oozed bragging rights as she leaned closer into Roz's neck. The fine hairs stood up on end at the sensitive skin of her neck as her mind wondered in a whole different direction. A direction that she shouldn't even be stepping toes on.

"Unless you have plans?" Niles cut in as he laid his hand on Daphne's back.

"Well, I guess not…but." Roz didn't even know what to say in response to what her friends were asking her. 'This can't be real.'

"Good, then!" Niles replied as he handed her a bowl of….FRUIT SALAD? "Here you are."

"OH!" Roz gasped in relief and covered her face, laughing in embarrassment. "Fruit salad! Oh my God! I thought you said MENANGE! I was wondering, my god what are they asking me?"

Niles and Daphne burst out laughing as Roz's faux pas, now understanding why all of a sudden Roz became so nervous over what was supposed to be innocent enough.

"Oh Dear." Niles attempted to talk while laughing. "If that's what we wanted don't you think we'd give you more than a fruit salad to get you in the mood?"

"Y'know." Daphne grinned coquettishly at Niles. "She didn't say no.."

"You are right she didn't!" Niles gasped feigning shock, their grins directed at Roz.

"I didn't know what to say." Roz defended herself from seemingly sex depraved individuals. "I was in shock and you put me on the spot here!"

Momentarily the teasing was over but Roz somehow knew that this would haunt her for a little while at least. Knowing these two nutcases they would definitely have a tease for a couple weeks at least. They ate their salads in only a moment of silence before Daphne broke the sound barrier.

"So, have you ever?" Daphne asked curiously.

"A very long time ago." Roz emphasized on the word 'long'. "I was drunk and stupid….and in college. It only happened once and I was a very bad girl."

"What was it like?" Daphne was becoming too curious for her own good.

"Well, I won't lie to you." Roz sighed. "I was drunk so I don't remember most of it. From the stuff I do remember it seems like it was a good time."

"Would you ever do it again?" Daphne pushed on.

"That depends highly on the circumstances."

"Such as?"

"Well, I'd have to be able to trust that it wouldn't be Seattle's news tomorrow." Roz explained. "I'd have to trust the couple not to hurt me in any way shape or form. Respect for my decisions and knowing that I will have it the morning after. There is also no room for jealousy. Of course these feelings would need to go three ways. And I would never have a threesome with my friends because it can ruin relationships."

"Oh," Daphne looked down at her hands almost as though she were disappointed.

"But," Roz smiled as she lifted her friend's face up with her hand. "I'm not against a little girl on girl show for the hubby."

"Really?" Daphne asked with a very sly grin and looked over at Niles. She swore he was going to pass out from the heat of what was unfolding before his very eyes.

Suddenly he was watching Roz lean into his wife's neck dropping a less than innocent kiss there, in an almost dreamlike state. If he knew Daphne well, she was enjoying herself as Roz lingered on that spot just under her earlobe. Roz was languid but made quick work of the skin that was exposed. She worked her way down Daphne's shoulders, moving the robe aside and Daphne leaned in the other woman's touch. Roz craned her neck and then turned Daphne's face to her with the gentle touch of her fingers on her cheek. Daphne gasped in surprise the moment Roz's lips touched hers. It was so very different than a man's kiss. It was softer, smoother and pleasantly sweet.

Niles watched the two women in shock, his mouth agape at his wife who was so arduously kissing his brother's friend, a woman. He wasn't sure if he was supposed to be jealous of that but oddly enough, he wasn't at all. Roz and her filthy little mind were right. He was so damned turned on he couldn't sit still in his chair for long. Roz being the hellish creature she was sensed this as he caught her grinning at him like a mad woman.

"This creates some interesting sensations." Roz stated. "Doesn't it, Niles?"

"How?" He croaked.

"Stuff like this hardwired in a man's brain." Roz explained as she tugged Daphne's robe to her waist, exposing her bare breasts. "He may not even realize that it turns him on until you show it to him. At the same time, the risqué taboo turns a woman on to no end."

Just to prove a point, Roz licked a line down Daphne's neck and trailed her soft hands down over her chest. Daphne moaned as she bit the corner of her lip and arched into Roz's touch.

"Look at her, Niles." Roz commanded in a sultry whisper. "She's so turned on right now. If she loves it when you kiss her breasts, she'd be ecstatic if you did it now."

As though he were released from a hypnotic trance, he moved in front of them and his mouth made instant contact with the sensitive skin of Daphne. His hot mouth drew attention from the flesh bared before him. Daphne whimpered when he suckled a sensitive nipple and her finger came up to wind in his fine hair. She was kneading his head rather hard until he felt a series of pushes at his chest.

"Niles.." she called to him,

"Niles."

"NILES!"

Niles gasped as he was jolted awake all of a sudden and he sat up in his bed to see a rather impatient Daphne looking up at him from sleep.

"You were lying on my hair and you wouldn't move." Daphne chuckled at his shock. "It was pulling. I didn't mean to scare you. What's wrong?"

"We need to stop teasing Roz about her menange." Niles admitted defeat. "I'm starting to dream about it."

"Are you now?" Daphne grinned as Niles nodded in confirmation. "I'm afraid a threesome is out because I have no intentions of sharing you. I really am quite possessive and jealous y'know?"

"Oh, we weren't sharing me, my Dear." Niles said in a breathy tone. "I almost feel like its wrong to even enjoy the thought."

"But you shouldn't, Niles." Daphne explained. "We all have those fantasies and they can be good for a sex life. So long as you don't really go out and do it. Sometimes we need a fantasy during sex and they're okay to share with each other. Someday I will show you a thing or two about it. For now, go back to sleep."

Go back to sleep, she says. Easier said than done now that he was rock hard and aroused out of his mind. And what did she mean by, 'I will show you a thing or two..'? Dear God, that's going to leave him thinking for days and going to sleep horny for said number of nights. The vote was unanimous. She was going to kill him.