Sugar, Spice, And Everything Sora

There are many things in this world. Things not even a Keyblade Master could even figure out. Sora never really minded the fact he was eating for two. He just never knew it could happen. Sora walked towards the kitchen and checked was Riku home. Sora sighed not seeing his green-aqua eyed lover. Riku was his only source of well…food. Sora pouted seeing all the food in the refrigerator, but nothing he could fix.

He didn't want to electrify the microwave again, or burn the ice cream. How Sora caught water on fire was beyond the understandings of man. To Sora that wasn't the point right now. Sora groaned as he rubbed his pudgy tummy, also while walking to the living room. That's when it hit him. He didn't have to wait until Riku got home. After all, baby and mother were hungry. Sora smiled while running into the kitchen looking for the notes Riku made for cooking.

Sora being as smart as he is, found those cooking notes. He placed on a pink apron which read Sugar Daddy on it. Yes, Sora made Riku ware more embarrassing things than that. Trust me. Sora started on his cake putting eggs, oil, cream, ice cream, peaches, pears, chocolate sauce, strawberries, crushed cookies, and a pinch of hot sauce. Yes, when Sora cooked he brought the whole kitchen down with him.

Sora placed it in the oven and set the timer for 45 minutes. While the cake, more like experiment, was cooking. Sora took out the dill pickles and whipped cream. He had to make sure he didn't cut him self, only the pickles. "There this will be part of the topping right, little Soku?" He chatted with his child while finishing up the cutting. Sora smiled as he looked at what he had done. He wanted to show Riku he could do things on his own.

"This will teach your daddy alright...!" He said while rubbing his stomach, feeling the little one kick. Slowly but surely the apple pie smelling house, turned into something well…spicy sour sweet. Sora jumped off from the counter, leaving his toast, chocolate sauce, and fish sticks. He slowly and carefully took out the cake and let it cool. After that, Sora started on his decorating his wonderful weird cake.

Sora looked at his cake as it was covered with all his favorites. The poor cake was covered with Hershey Chocolate pieces, fish sticks, pickles, lettuce, ranch, whipped cream, hot sauce, and a hint of chopped bananas. Sora happily cut into his perfect creation and watched as the oozing continents melted out. "Hay we really did it!" Sora grinned big when he took a large bite of it.

"See I told you we could do it, and you were worried… Now eat up!" Sora proud fully took yet another large bite out of his cake. The sun slowly set, letting all workers, mostly Riku; know it was time to go home. Riku nodded at King Mickey as he waved good bye. Another safe day, since Sora couldn't fight in his current condition. Riku proud fully took his, heartless killing, spot for the moment. Riku made his way into the house, smelling something sour…no sweet…no spicy with a hint of…tangy? Riku made his way into the kitchen seeing the most disturbing cake in his life. Riku froze upon seeing the messy kitchen. "……."

"Riku guess what I made dessert. Hay and dinner too!!" Sora laughed as Riku's face turned all shades of green on this earth. Riku ran to the half bath room on the other side of the stairs. Sora blinked with confusion. "Aw well, I guess Riku just doesn't have the stomach for it." Sora laughed rubbing his stomach, as the baby kicked playfully back to his mother. And yet Riku may not have the stomach for it. Sora surely did….

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