Author's Note: I do not own Harry Potter or 'Daddy Wasn't There'. They belong to J.K. Rowling and Mike Myers.
Harry Wasn't There (Sung by Hermione Granger)
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Daddy Wasn't There' by Austin Powers)
Harry.
Harry wasn't there.
Harry.
Harry wasn't there,
To help me brush my hair,
I guess he doesn't care!
Harry wasn't there.
Harry.
Harry wasn't there,
To clean my underwear.
To undress me everywhere!
Harry wasn't there.
When I was first expelled,
From the Hogwarts school,
I said what the hell,
But I spoke too soon,
Ronald bid farewell,
To me the loon,
Working in Taco Bell!
And Harry wasn't there.
I am so annoyed,
He's a sloppy boy,
Like the bum Malfoy,
I bet he's taking joy,
With his sexual toys,
Eating Chips Ahoy,
Freaking Sigmund Freud!
Cause Harry wasn't there,
To help me brush my hair,
To clean my underwear.
Harry wasn't there.
Author's Note: I have NOTHING against Harry and Hermione. I'm a true believer and supporter of such a couple. I just thought I'd make a humorous song out of it. Anywho, please review many times!