Sorry for my absence! My laptop was broken. As pay back, I'm starting a new series! Please review and enjoy!
Dear totally masculine journal,
Before we get started, lets make it painfully clear that I am 100% absolutely straight. Totally straight. So straight that they have to make a new word for how straight I am. Now that that is out of the way, I have a slight problem. Percy fucking Jackson. He makes me feel feelings that I just can't understand. I mean, I am totally straight, but have you seen his abs? If you said no, you don't understand. This boy will be the end of me. If I was not 100% straight I would probably have a slight crush on him... which I don't.
It would be ridiculous to think I do. People around me say I act like I like him but they're a bunch of fools. Nico says I "bat my eyes at him" and "mysteriously lick my lips" when I'm around him. It's not my fault I have dry lips! Piper says that I "look at him like he's a meal." She is out of it, obviously. Leo says he caught me staring at Percy's ass! He is obviously delusional.
Earlier today, while Nico was giving me one of his rare visits to my table at lunch, he claimed he saw me stare at him longingly. What is wrong with these people?! Isn't it normal to just stare at your friends longingly?! They're the weird ones. For the love of Jupiter, I dated Piper! What else do these people need!
It may seem suspicious that I am writing a whole journal entry on him, but I promise it is not for any reason other than for my bitching pleasures! I'm sure he writes about me a lot in his journal... hopefully. I mean... I wouldn't care at all.
I'm done with my rant, Remember I am totally 100% straight... totally
Sincerely,
Jason Grace