After a long several year hiatus, I've finally become inspired to write my next fanfic! I graduated from college last year, but I'm returning this fall to continue my education. So, since I'm not busy, might as well get my thoughts on paper. Enjoy.

Rated T: Language, some Shizaya fluff, and probably some minor Shinzaya fluff because I like the pairing. Don't like, don't read

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara!

As he awoke, his vision was blurred at first, but the raven quickly came to and began to contemplate his surroundings. His phone said it was 9am. He was in a small, plain room, with a window looking out onto another apartment building. After looking out the window, he concluded he was at Celty and Shinra's apartment, but why. After rubbing the sleep from his eye's, he left the dim light room and walked into the living room, where Celty and Shinra were happily eating their breakfast, until Shinra gave the shrillest shriek the raven had ever heard. Shinra jumped from the couch and flailed his arms around wildly.

"Izaya, I can't believe I'm saying this to you of all people, but you're the second cutest person I've ever seen!". Shinra then stiffened for a moment and his expression turned serious "But not as adorable as my Celty of course". His earned him a light punch in the ribs from Celty.

Izaya's eyes turned wide with what I assume would be horror and disgust and he began to fail his arms around "Shinra, are you high or something? What the hell is wrong with you!?"

Celty jumped from the couch and began to type frantically on her PDA [Waite, have you not looked at yourself yet?!]

Izaya had a usual morning habit of staring into the mirror to ensure that his appearance was more than acceptable to the humans he adored so much but had yet to do so since he woke up somewhere other then his apartment. He looked at Celty and raised his eyebrow "um..no… why would you ask that.." his voice a little shaken by the odd question. Now that he began to think about what might have been happening, he noticed that both Celty and Shinra looked.. well.. taller then usual.

"Go in the bathroom and look for yourself!" Shinra squealed with excitement.

Izaya, growing more freaked out by the second, rushed into the bathroom, but when reaching the sink, he couldn't see the mirror! Shinra walked in and had a big goofy smile on his face. "Aw! Do you need some help getting up to the mirror? Let me give you a hand"

Shinra reached down and grabbed Izaya from under his arm pits and lifted him up to the mirror. Izaya's eyes grew wider then dinner plates when he truly realized the horror.

There…staring back at him in the mirror…

Was a four foot tall…..

Chibi Izaya Orihara.

So, what do you all think!? I've had this idea for a couple of weeks now, and I don't think I've ever seen something like this on here, so I gave it a whirl. Chapter Two will explain Izaya's predicament. I hope you all like the idea so far. Please leave a review