Ok, before I start: this is my first fanfic so plz be gentle with reviews!
WARNING: CHARACTERS MAY ACT OOC, ESPECIALLY THE HOGWARTS GROUP.
Sanford, Hank, and Deimos were driving through the countryside in the Northern part of U.K. In the back was a trunk full of weapons, passports, food, games, electronics, DVDs, a miniature DVD player, and an improbability drive with the sole purpose of expanding the space inside. In the car itself; Hank was driving, Deimos was watching Die Hard using his computer, and Sanford was singing to a song on the boom-box. Very loudly and very badly.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SANFORD, STOP SINGING!" Deimos and Hank were plugging their ears with whatever they could find. Well, Deimos was. Hank was trying to bear it and failing miserably.
"Hey, guys! What's wrong with it? Oh, here comes a new one!" Sanford reached to the radio, only to see it shot by Hanks' Colt Python.
"Oh, God thanks Hank!" Deimos took the mass of tissue paper, cotton, and wool out of his ears to continue watching his movie.
"HANK! What the hell's your problem?"
"You're singing like a broken record, dumbass!"
"Hank. Listen to me very clearly: WE. ARE. ON. A. VACATION! How many times does the Agency give us time off, huh?" Hank ignored Sanford and kept driving, when suddenly they saw…
"Hey, guys! Look at that train!" Deimos and Sanford laughed at how 'slowly' the train that was running right next to them was going.
"Wow, they still use steam trains here? Where are we, the 1850's or something?"
They laughed and kept driving.
"Hey, Harry! Hermione! You guys are from Muggle families, right?" Ron pressed his face to the window and watched rather enviously as the car sped straight past them. "Can you tell what type of car that is?"
"No, I was never into cars. How about you, Harry?"
"Nah, the Dursleys never let me have anything to do with stuff like that. It looks sort of like a limousine, though…" They all started at the sound of laughing and…
"Are they pointing at us?" Harry was using his omnioculars to try and see who was driving and what was inside. "Yeah, they're pointing at us and laughing! Those jerks! Can't we get the conductor to speed up or something?"
Hermione groaned. The boys were way too competitive sometimes and really, what were the odds of the conductor speeding up just for them?
"Hey, Sanford, Deimos, wake up! Check out that cool castle over there." Hank shook the two partners awake, and by shake, I mean he grabbed them by their necks and started shaking them like a pair of baby rattles.
"BluuarrghghghhhghaurrghSTOP!" The two grabbed him by the wrists and slammed their other hands into his abdominal area.
"HUGH! Dammit! I *wheeze* was just try-*hack cough cough*-ing to tell you about that big-ass castle over there!" Hank pointed and Deimos whistled, while Sanford was merely speechless.
"WHOA! Want to check it out?" Deimos looked incredibly eager and was already getting out when Hank said, "Yeah, sure."
After a couple minutes of hard running the three saw a sign that said: DANGER. UNSAFE. KEEP OUT.
"Unsafe, huh? Well, 'unsafe' this!" Sanford and Hank laughed while Deimos gave the sign the finger.
"Nice one, Deimos. Well, let's go check it out!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were picking at their food while discussing the three that dissed the train.
"Who do you think they were? Joyseekers?" Hermione offered up the suggestions and meaningful questions while Harry and Ron were busy cursing the three.
"Christ, Ron, who did those jerks think they were?"
"I know! Did you see the way they laughed and pointed? God, just thinking about it makes me mad!"
"HARRY! RON! Professor Dumbledore's starting the speech!" The three settled down and listened to the great wizard deliver his oratory.