Me: Hey sorry for the wait but I'm gonna make it up to you with this new story!

Disclaimer: I don't own The Flaming Balls of Thunder, they belong to my friend Jessica, and the song "Beat It" belongs to Michael Jackson!

The Madness of the F.B.T. and R.G.R.

Chapter 1: The Men's Room

One day the F.B.T. went to the mens' restroom in the store Wal-Mart. When they were there they met the R.G.R. Avril said "Why are we in the f-ing mens' room?", "It's soo pee covered!" "Sorry, I missed," said Rain. "Eww, that's so wrong Rain!" Cori yelled, "I'm getting out of here!"

When she opened the door, all the stalls came open. Flame screamed, "Clyde what are you doing?" Cori shielded her eyes, and Scarlet covered K.C's eyes from seeing Clyde 'taking care of business.' "Ahhhh shield your eyes!" yelled Flora. "Mommy what's wrong, I do it all the time?" asked Tyler.

"Tyler I know what you do, everyone has to 'take care of their business,' but it is just disgusting to see it happening," Cori said calmly. "Oh, I get it now," said Tyler. "Can I look now Mommy?" asked K.C., who still had her eyes' covered. "No kidding!" laughed Rain, Clyde, and Jonathan. "Hey shut up you two!" yelled Smokey. "You shut up too Faker!" Candy yelled.

"How about ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" yelled Flame? Then a big, loud yelling fight broke out between Candy, Smokey, and Flame. "Hey Candy, I have to use the bathroom!" complained K.C., who was doing her twitching dance she does when she has to go. "YOU'RE NOT IN THIS ARGUMENT!" yelled Flame. "But you're just telling to shut up," said Tyler to back up K.C. because she started to cry. "I DON'T CARE!!!" yelled Flame.

"Hey K.C. I'll take you," Cori said. "I'm coming too!" exclaimed Clyde. "God Clyde you're such a pervert!" yelled Meadow. "He may be a pervert, but he isn't as perverted as me babe," said Rain wiggling his eye brows seductively. "Eww, disgusting, HEY GUYS WAIT FOR ME!" yelled Meadow as she pushed Rain down and chased after them.

"Okay that was disturbing," said Emerald. "Yah I second that one!" agreed Ruby. "I think we all agree on that one," said Smokey coolly leaning on the stalls with her legs crossed. Then out of nowhere Vana started singing:

Beat it! Beat it!

Beat it! Beat it!

Some ones gonna

Beat it Beat it!

"Shut up!" yelled a very annoyed Smokey, who looked to her left to see Duct holding a bouquet of duck tape roses, while drooling. "Here you go Smokey, I'm sure you'll love them," said Duct, (Still drooling) while handing Smokey the 'roses.' "Uh, thanks," said Smokey sweat dropping, "They're beautiful, oh and can you look the other way please?" "Sure!" exclaimed Duct. When he looked the other way, Smokey pulled out her bazooka, threw the bouquet up in the air, and shot it.

"Can we go now?" asked Paris. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh talking snake!" screamed Candy jumping into Flash's arms. "Dude you're a talking hedgehog what's the difference?" asked Thunder. "Yah but it's a snake," cried Candy burying her head in Flash's neck, making him blush. Then Paris slithered over to Flash and Candy.

"Hi" she said. "Ahhhhh she's gonna eat me! Protect me Flash! Protect me!" yelled Candy, again making Flash blush, but extremely redder. Flash shook away his embarrassment and started petting Candy's quills, trying to calm her down. "Shh it's okay Candy, she's not gonna eat you," comforted Flash while holding the best way he could, 'bridal style.' Candy looks down to see Paris still there. "Ahhh I'm too young to die!" yelled Candy, again burying her head in Flash's neck, making him blush again.

Courtney looks over to see Avril and Smokey rolling on the floor laughing their heads off. "You two are getting a kick out of this, aren't you?" asked Courtney. "Yep" said Avril plainly. "I never seen Faker this freaked out before," laughed Smokey. Then Courtney smirked. "Oh and Avril?" asked Courtney. "Yah?" asked Avril. Courtney smirked even bigger, "I thought this was pee-floored?" she mocked.

"Eww, OMG, I can't believe I was rolling around in it!" exclaimed Avril. Candy started laughing and forgot all about Paris. "Uh Flash, you can put me down now," said Candy sweetly. "Huh! Oh sorry!" exclaimed Flash blushing while putting Candy down. Then Candy looked down and jumped back into Flash's arms screaming, "Ahhhh snake! I'm gonna die! Good Bye cruel world!" Everyone sweat drops and starts laughing.

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