The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Dick
Link was hacking the shit out of some moblins in hyrule field when suddenly he felt super fuckin horny. he finished off the last moblin and went to go pray to farore,
din, and kyary nayru nayru in some sacred cave or something idk everything in these games are sacred.
"HYEEEAAAHEY IVE SAVED HYRULE LIKE 17 FUCKIN TIMES AND ONE OF THOSE TIMES IT WAS TERMINA CAN I HAVE SUM HOT P-U-$DOUBLE DOLLAR SIGN$-Y?" he screamed.
"whoa calm the fuck down i can hear you. sure do u want 23 or susanna?" the goddesses answered.
"susANNHYAAAAH" he screeched.
The wall of the cave in front of Link started glowing and Susanna the hot mom stumbled in through the cave entrance since she can't walk through glowing solid rock.
she was p hot so link was getting harder by the second.
"wAHEY SORRY IM LATE LEH LETS DO THIS" susanna insisted, choking on a box of raisins.
"ur gonna giv my master sword the power to fight troo evil" link whispered. oh no not the cheesy pickup lines.
"link" susanna sighed
"im as hard as the water temple"
"link no"
"my dick is longer than the quest for the triforce shards in wind waker"
"why"
"are u ganon because im gonna shove my master sword through your forehead"
"tHAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE LEH"
"my wood is greater than the deku tree"
"ok now ur just being an arrogant fuckass can u stop it with the pickup lines and feel my feely feet?" susanna interrupted.
"nah im not really into that ive had a p long day i think ill just take a nap" link yawned.
"cool alright see ya some other time im not rly feelin feety today either."
susanna left the cave and choked on another raisin.
the end.