I do not own Invader Zim or Adventure Quest Worlds. Adventure Quest Worlds belongs to and Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.

Chapter 1:

Dib sat in the living room watching Mysterious Mysteries and taking notes. Tonight they were discussing the Jersey Devil.

"They say it has been seen wandering around New Jersey," the host said as a photo came onto the screen showing a man in a devil halloween costume.

"Oh come on," Dib said to himself, "That is clearly fake!"

"Shut up, Dib!!!" Gaz called out from her room, "You're distracting me from my game!!!"

Dib sighed. Gaz was just on her Game Slave 2 again... probably. After all, it was all she ever did. Dib turned off the tv. This obviously wasn't going to be a very good episode anyway. He decided to very quietly check on Gaz. Dib walked upstairs to Gaz's room. But when he saw what she was doing, he stopped.

Gaz was playing that computer that their dad got her for her birthday. Gaz never used it before.

"Gaz, what are you doing?" Dib asked.

"Ssh," Gaz shushed him, "I'm playing Adventure Quest Worlds."

"Adventure Quest Worlds?"

"It's an online game," Gaz said, "You get to go on quests and kill monsters. You pick up gold and rewards for it."

Dib looked at the screen. "I don't see any vampire pigs."

"Oh, they're there," Gaz said, "I'm just waiting for a new one to appear. I already killed one."

Dib noticed a purple shoulder length haired warrior women with brown eyes on the screen marked "Satansgirl150".

"Is that you?" Dib asked.

"Yes," Gaz said, "Now I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave me alone."

Dib left the room. As soon as he got out into the hall, he stopped and thought.

If there are so many monsters in this game, he thought, maybe there's paranormal monsters too. It could be way more amusing than Mysterious Mysteries.

Dib headed over to his room. He turned on his computer. Some research on Zim was on the screen. Dib turned it off and turned on the internet. He went to and entered Adventure Quest Worlds. Dib clicked Create A Free Account and came onto the character creation screen. He put black spiky hair on a pale rogue. Rogues were stealthy. That would do. He put brown eyes on his character. Finally, the name. Dib typed "Paranormalhero" in the name box. He entered his Email address and logged on.

**Game POV**

Dib found himself in a small village. He noticed a small red creature with big pointy ears. "Hi!" it said, "My name is Twilly! Welcome to Battleon!"

"Battleon?" Dib asked, "That's the name of the site!"

"You don't know how many times noobs have said that," Twilly said.

"'Noobs?'" Dib asked raising an eyebrow.

"New players," Twilly said, "You don't play games do you?"

"No," Dib said, "Not really. I'm just looking for my sister. Her user is Satansgirl150. Seen her?"

"Check the online users list," Twilly replied, "It's in Options."

Dib checked the list and found Gaz. He teleported straight to her area.

IZ

Dib found himself in a cemetary. Pretty spooky, Dib thought, Obviously the place Gaz would be. Suddenly he heard a familiar voice:

"Ha! Hee-ya! Back off! See how you like being dead AGAIN!"

Dib moved closer towards the voice. He saw Gaz slashing a zombie.

"Gaz!" Dib said.

"Dib, be quit, damn it!" Gaz said not turning around, "You'll distract me!"

"Need help?" Dib asked.

"You're level 1," Gaz said, "These zombies are level 15."

"Can I at least join your party?" Dib asked, "We could help each other out."

Gaz kept attacking. "Fine, she grumbled, "But don't mess this up for me."

Dib smiled, pulled out a knife and ran over to the zombie. In five seconds Dib and Gaz had 500 gold and 150 exp.

"So," Dib asked as he put the knife away, "you wanna tell me what we're doing here?"

"It's a quest called No Bones," Gaz said, "A moglin named Zorbak asked me to come to this cemetary. There's a mansion here with a doom weapon that he wants. It's being guarded by the skeleton of the king who owned the weapon."

"Then what are we waiting for?" Dib asked, "Let's go get that weapon."

"Dib, you idiot!" Gaz said in an annoyed voice, "We need a map to get through the mansion. One of the zombies is carrying it. THAT'S why I'm killing them."

"Right," Dib rolled his eyes nervously, "I knew that..."

"What are you filthy humans doing here?"

Dib and Gaz turned to see a green Doomknight with completely red eyes labeled "FutureRuler."

Dib blinked. "Zim?"

"What? No I am not Zim. I AM NORMAL!"

"Yep, that's Zim," Gaz said.

"Okay, okay," Zim confessed, "I was popping through random sites and found this one."

"You really shouldn't do that," Dib said, "For all you know, you could end up on a site filled with porn."

"What is this PORN you speak of?" Zim asked, raising his eyebrows, "Zim is interested."

"Ugh, no Zim!" Dib said, disgusted, "You're a perv. I might have to report you."

"Report me? You wouldn't dare. Zim will not be reported to the authorities!"

"No, I mean- argh!" Dib got frustrated, "Just what are you doing here anyway."

"The evil Zorbak spoke of a powerful weapon," Zim sneered, "I claim to get it before anyone else does so I can claim it for myself and use its destructive power to take over the earth! Mwahahahahaha!"

Dib and Gaz stared at Zim for a second, then Dib spoke up.

"Zim, this is a game. It's not real."

"DO NOT LIE TO ZIM!!" Zim screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Whatever you say," Gaz said sarcastically, "How would you like to join our group and come with us? That way you'll be able to get the weapon more easier."

"Very well," Zim said, "But you must help Zim more than him helping you."

They all agreed, and set off to fight more zombies.