Conspiracy to take over ff.net.. I mean.. *Ahem*
A Feeble Attempt of a Harry Potter obsessive Potterholic
It was a sunny day at Hogwarts as Ron walked around the lake holding hands with...
Harry&Ron: Oh no! Not another FanFiction!
Me/Eliza: Why not !? I write pretty good ones..
Ron: Yeah.. *coughNoCough*, but what about the one with me.. and Hermione?? That was disgusting!
Eliza: Come on! Face it! You two are meant for each other!!
* At this point Ron & Hermione stick their fingers down their throats repeatedly to emphasize their disgust *
Eliza: Fine! *Sulks for a second then lightbulb pops up above her head* I know! I'll write one about Harry and Hermione together!
Ron: Sounds good to me! *Smiles*
Harry: NOooooooo..!! I mean.. no offense to you or anything Hermione..
Hermione: None taken.
Harry: But I don't like her that way. * Hermione nods * *At this point Harry turns red and looks at the ground* I like.. someone else.
So Starts Our Story.
A/N: So.. Whad' ya think?! I know it's not much but it's my very first attempt at FanFiction and this is also just the introduction to the story I might or might not write. I'm very sorry if I used anyone elses ideas.. not purposeful *Shakes head* For those of you who know me.. you know I'm evil! *Glares at the poor souls that know her* So don't even think about reviewing poonerishly (*Glares at spellcheck* Poonerishly is a word if I say it's a word!!) Oh.. hehe.. brb.. *Runs off to room to get her GOF gum* (Inside joke) /Back\ Umm.. I SAID Eliza's back.. *ELIZA'S BACK!! *Ahem* (Applaud Now)* hehe.. I spent too many hours on Yahoo Messenger talking to my fellow psychotic Harry Potter obsessed friends.. *Nods* So.. I believe my Author's note has already begun to be longer then my introduction.. *sigh* pathetic.. *nods* But if you all review like responsible FanFiction readers ( Always wanted to say that ; ).. hehe)... I will possibly write more to save you from the suspense of the question "Who?" hehe
*Wishes she could keep typing A/Ns for reader satisfaction* *Sigh* Well.. I'd like to mention a few people *Hears "Boos" as tomatoes hit her* *Ahem* I'll continue.. First off I'd like to mention Randi my very best boy----------------------------------*breath*---------------------------------------*breath*------------------------------------------------*breath*---------------------------*breath*--------------------------------------------------------------- friend. (hehe) Because he's the very best FanFiction writer and FanArt drawer I know... *Hears people yelling "suck-up!!" rather loudly* And I'm NOT just saying that so he'll mention me on his site (Which has really kool Fanart on it, BTW) since I'm his editor for the HP FanFiction he's working on right now (Or should be.. I'm not seeing any work *Glares at Randi*) *Wink-Wink, Hint-Hint* umm.. and.. *Hears forwarding/chipmunk noise as she fastforwarded next part* My friends: April, Myrna, Sabrina, and Ricky for reccomending evil management classes *Normal speed again* and.. did I mention Randi? lol Anyways.. hehe.. Be a responsible reader and review OR ELSE! Seriously. *Hears laughing* not joking. *Laughter louder* ARRG! *Kills laughing by using Avada Kedavra curse* *Wipes hands together* There.. took care of that.. umm *Runs from Ministry of Magic* Gotta go!! Review!
Cookies,
~*Eliza Morwen Black*~
Disclaimer: I own nothing, J.K Rowling owns all.. bow to her! *Bows to J.K Rowling* My friends own themselves.. for now. MWAHH!! MWAH!!
A Feeble Attempt of a Harry Potter obsessive Potterholic
It was a sunny day at Hogwarts as Ron walked around the lake holding hands with...
Harry&Ron: Oh no! Not another FanFiction!
Me/Eliza: Why not !? I write pretty good ones..
Ron: Yeah.. *coughNoCough*, but what about the one with me.. and Hermione?? That was disgusting!
Eliza: Come on! Face it! You two are meant for each other!!
* At this point Ron & Hermione stick their fingers down their throats repeatedly to emphasize their disgust *
Eliza: Fine! *Sulks for a second then lightbulb pops up above her head* I know! I'll write one about Harry and Hermione together!
Ron: Sounds good to me! *Smiles*
Harry: NOooooooo..!! I mean.. no offense to you or anything Hermione..
Hermione: None taken.
Harry: But I don't like her that way. * Hermione nods * *At this point Harry turns red and looks at the ground* I like.. someone else.
So Starts Our Story.
A/N: So.. Whad' ya think?! I know it's not much but it's my very first attempt at FanFiction and this is also just the introduction to the story I might or might not write. I'm very sorry if I used anyone elses ideas.. not purposeful *Shakes head* For those of you who know me.. you know I'm evil! *Glares at the poor souls that know her* So don't even think about reviewing poonerishly (*Glares at spellcheck* Poonerishly is a word if I say it's a word!!) Oh.. hehe.. brb.. *Runs off to room to get her GOF gum* (Inside joke) /Back\ Umm.. I SAID Eliza's back.. *ELIZA'S BACK!! *Ahem* (Applaud Now)* hehe.. I spent too many hours on Yahoo Messenger talking to my fellow psychotic Harry Potter obsessed friends.. *Nods* So.. I believe my Author's note has already begun to be longer then my introduction.. *sigh* pathetic.. *nods* But if you all review like responsible FanFiction readers ( Always wanted to say that ; ).. hehe)... I will possibly write more to save you from the suspense of the question "Who?" hehe
*Wishes she could keep typing A/Ns for reader satisfaction* *Sigh* Well.. I'd like to mention a few people *Hears "Boos" as tomatoes hit her* *Ahem* I'll continue.. First off I'd like to mention Randi my very best boy----------------------------------*breath*---------------------------------------*breath*------------------------------------------------*breath*---------------------------*breath*--------------------------------------------------------------- friend. (hehe) Because he's the very best FanFiction writer and FanArt drawer I know... *Hears people yelling "suck-up!!" rather loudly* And I'm NOT just saying that so he'll mention me on his site (Which has really kool Fanart on it, BTW) since I'm his editor for the HP FanFiction he's working on right now (Or should be.. I'm not seeing any work *Glares at Randi*) *Wink-Wink, Hint-Hint* umm.. and.. *Hears forwarding/chipmunk noise as she fastforwarded next part* My friends: April, Myrna, Sabrina, and Ricky for reccomending evil management classes *Normal speed again* and.. did I mention Randi? lol Anyways.. hehe.. Be a responsible reader and review OR ELSE! Seriously. *Hears laughing* not joking. *Laughter louder* ARRG! *Kills laughing by using Avada Kedavra curse* *Wipes hands together* There.. took care of that.. umm *Runs from Ministry of Magic* Gotta go!! Review!
Cookies,
~*Eliza Morwen Black*~
Disclaimer: I own nothing, J.K Rowling owns all.. bow to her! *Bows to J.K Rowling* My friends own themselves.. for now. MWAHH!! MWAH!!