Passion of the Muslim
Copyrights: I do not own Robot Chicken, or any of the properties that it is parodying.
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**channel changes**
(Starts as normal, with the Mad Scientist experimenting on the dead chicken then forcing it to watch the show)
**channel changes**
With permission from the people who are bahind Cartoon Network's MAD, we are re-airing this skit.
*Twlight Saga: Eclipse*
Jacob: (to Edward) I'm not gonna let you hurt Bella!
Edward: She chose me, and no-one else! (Jacob turns into a werewolf and bites Edward. In defense, Edward bites back) What the hell? Did you just bite me?
Jacob: Only since you bit me! But then doesn't mean we're-
Both: (in surprise) VAMPIRE WEREWOLVES! AWESOME!
Edward: We should hang out more. (walks away with Jacob)
Bella: Whatever. I was getting bored with this bull(bleep) anyways. (pulls a gun out, and shoots herself, killing herself)
**Channel Changes**
*Man Stuck in Traffic*
(man is waiting in traffic, but it is slogging along with the pace of a snail)
Man: Come on! Somebody better be dying for it to be this slow! (looks out window, and sees a murder investigation take place) DAMMIT!
**Channel Changes**
*Kingdom Hearts "Friends"*
Sora: (to Riku) I don't need a weapon! My friends are my power!
Riku: (smugly) Is that right? Well, go bring your friends here and I'll bring out a full army, and then we'll see who's stronger, mother(bleep)er.
Sora: Fine!
(Soon, Sora has all his allies, including Donald, Goofy, Aladdin, Peter Pan, Jack Skellington, Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Hercules, Beast, Mushu, Simba, and Tigger with him, and Riku has a large army, armed to the teeth, with him)
Sora: Are you guys ready?
Donald: Are you nuts? I'm not going up against those guys!
Goofy: Sorry, Sora, but we're not gonna get involved with this. (the heroes leave Sora quickly, and soon, Sora is alone, against Riku)
Riku: What was that you were saying about your friends, dousche?
Sora: (weakly) Mommy...
**Channel Changes**
*The Money You Could Be Saving with Geico*
(a pile of money with giant google eyes is sitting in a blank background)
Announcer: This is the money you could be saving with Geico. All it takes is fifteen minutes to go, click, and save tons of dough. I mean, seriously. GO AND START SAVING, ASSHOLE! (darkly) Or we'll find you.
(Geico money pulls out a bloody knife)
Announcer: (as "Someone's Watching Me" plays) Geico. Fifteen minutes can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
**Channel Changes**
*Blackout*
(There is a major blackout going on, and the Robot Chicken Nerd is panicking)
Nerd: Oh God, oh God, oh God! How am I supposed to check updates on my LARP runs? There's only thing to do.
(moments later, when the power comes back on, the Nerd is seen hanging by a noose)
**Channel Changes**
*Hangover: The Musical*
Announcer: From the people who brought you Young Frankenstein: The Musical and Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark comes a brand new musical the whole family will love!
Phil: (sung, to Stu) Paging Doctor F***ot! Doctor F***ot!
Announcer: One of the biggest comedy hits of 2009 is now a musical! Get ready for: The Hangover: A Musical Spectacular.
Alan: How about that ride in? Guess that's why they call it 'Sin City'.
Announcer: You'll laugh till you're crying with Stu performing his song!
Stu: (sung) What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
Announcer: Zach Galafinakis also returns to hone his talents as the show-stealing Alan Garner!
Stu: (sung) Why would you drug us? What the hell were you thinking?
Alan: (sung) It was to have a good time. Your yelling has no meaning!
Stu: (spoken) (Bleep) you!
Announcer: And be sure to keep an eye out for the grandest moment: Mike Tyson crooning to Phil Collins!
Mike Tyson: This is my favorite part coming up right here. (drum roll, then sung) I can feel it coming in the air tonight-
Announcer: It's bound to be a smash!
Man: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That (bleep) will come back with ya.
**Credits Roll**
*Traffic (cont.)*
(the man is still waiting in traffic)
Man: I hate this freeway!
THE END