Aflac Insurance Commercial (You know, with the cool duck?!)

By Dragonanimelady

Duo is merrily skipping down the street, (in his chibie form) singing a song with no words or beat. It's just Duo saying la, la, la in different pitches, okay?! He passes Wu-fei, who just stares at him in disbelief, then Heero, who says his customary greeting. "Omae o korosu!" "Why is everyone staring at me like this?" Duo asked, looking around wildly. "Hey, what's that sound? I. hear. a. pizza box opening!! Yayyyyyyyy!" And with that, he runs down to the house where he hears the pizza. "Huh? Qautre and Trowa's house?" Duo peers into a small window at the back of the house. Qautre is in a lazy chair, watching T.V, and Trowa was jut walking in with a tray full of. "Pizza," whispers Duo breathlessly. "Trowa, dear, is our insurance too high?" asks Qautre. Duo runs over to a window where he could probably see better. It's too high. He drags over a box that he can stand on. He gets up just in time to hear Trowa say: "Well, yes, it is kinda high." "Aflac!" says Duo. Immediately, the box breaks. It takes Duo a few seconds to figure out that the box broke and, now, he's inside of it. "Why do you ask?" asks Trowa suspiciously. "Well," starts Qautre, "I heard about some company that could help us have lower payments," replies Qautre. "AFLAC!" Duo is now jumping wildly, just to try to be seen through the window. "Aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!!!" He sees a giant snapping turtle and drags it over to stand on it. It had better not break, thinks Duo. He sees Trowa walk over to Qautre. "Let's not worry about THAT right now, honey," and then, Trowa kisses Qautre. "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Duo covers his eyes and runs off to jump in a pool. Jumping in pools always helps him to forget his troubles. As he floats there in the pool, soaking wet with a crowd around him asking how he got to be so small, he murmurs, "Grrrrr. Aflac!"

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