Author's Note: I loved working on this even though it is a bit corny. And
is the phone ringing.
Crank Calls
A Ranma ½ fic
"Hello?" "Is this. Akane Tendo?" The voice on the other line was very harsh. It reminded Akane of. "Yes. Is this Darth Vader?" Smothered laughter issued from the other side, from several people. The voice continued. "Yes. you might. say that." "What do you want? Did I win $1,000,000?" More smothered laughter, this time barely concealed. Akane heard a crash from the other room. Covering the phone with her hand, Akane yelled "Ranma! Stop it! Be quiet! Quit breaking things!" "Sorry!" someone else yelled back. Akane sighed bitterly. "Sorry about that," she said. "It ok." A feminine voice was on the line now. "You want ramen with order?" "Excuse me?" asked a flustered Akane. "You want ramen?" "Ummmm. does that come with the $1,000,000?" asked Akane politely, still not understanding this as a crank call. Someone on the other side fell off a chair, but surprisingly another crash came out from Ranma's room. "Ano. excuse me," Akane began, "May I speak with Ranma?" There was a silence on the other line, then a click. They had hung up. Akane bounded over to Ranma's room, only to open it to find her entire family and Shampoo, Ukyou, Ryoga, Mousse, Cologne, and even Happosai. They were all laughing until the point when Akane came in holding a mallet.
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Crank Calls
A Ranma ½ fic
"Hello?" "Is this. Akane Tendo?" The voice on the other line was very harsh. It reminded Akane of. "Yes. Is this Darth Vader?" Smothered laughter issued from the other side, from several people. The voice continued. "Yes. you might. say that." "What do you want? Did I win $1,000,000?" More smothered laughter, this time barely concealed. Akane heard a crash from the other room. Covering the phone with her hand, Akane yelled "Ranma! Stop it! Be quiet! Quit breaking things!" "Sorry!" someone else yelled back. Akane sighed bitterly. "Sorry about that," she said. "It ok." A feminine voice was on the line now. "You want ramen with order?" "Excuse me?" asked a flustered Akane. "You want ramen?" "Ummmm. does that come with the $1,000,000?" asked Akane politely, still not understanding this as a crank call. Someone on the other side fell off a chair, but surprisingly another crash came out from Ranma's room. "Ano. excuse me," Akane began, "May I speak with Ranma?" There was a silence on the other line, then a click. They had hung up. Akane bounded over to Ranma's room, only to open it to find her entire family and Shampoo, Ukyou, Ryoga, Mousse, Cologne, and even Happosai. They were all laughing until the point when Akane came in holding a mallet.
Owari You like? You hate? C+C welcome! dragon_gurl7719@yahoo.com