Author's Note: You must have seen the Oh My Goddess movie in Japanese w/
Subs (or without.) and have read Sympathy for the Devil to fully understand
it.
A Goddesses Complaint
Dragon appears, sitting on a cloud with a little 9 on it. She is humming happily along to the tune of a chainsaw hacking down a tree. Below her, a bathtub, a mirror, and a TV sit. Also, there is a door leading into the room. Suddenly, there is a flash. "Dragon! DRAGON! I want to talk to you NOW!!" cries a voice from the tub. A small child emerges from it. "I am NOT a child! I am a goddess 2nd class Skuld! And I wanna know why you haven't put us in a fan-fic yet! I want ice cream!" "Shut it, SKOOLDO!" yells a sexy voice from the TV. "Ooh! Thanks Dragon!" "You're welcome, Urd-chan." "Hey, how come URDO gets to be favored?" whines Skooldo. "My name is NOT Skooldo! It's Skuld!" "Whatever." Urd-chan and I say. "Oh, goodness! Now, let's all be friends again!" cries Belldandy from the mirror. "Umm, Bell? We were never friends with Skuld." At that, Skuld starts to cry. "I'm sorry, Skuld. Here's some ice cream." Dragon passes a cup of ice cream to Skuld at which point she glomps me. "You're welcome." "Awww! Keiichi, dear! Come and get a picture of this!" "Coming, Bell!" calls Keiichi from the other side of the door. "Hold on." K- 1 stumbles through the door with Mara on his heels. He takes a giant makeneko[1] and hits her on the head with it. She stops and looks around. "Oh dear! Have I caused you all trouble?" "YES!!" yells Megumi the car. "I'm so AWFULLY sorry!!" "That won't help my predicament." mutters Megumi. "NO cars in the house!" yells Dragon as she kicks Megumi out of the room. (Yes, I can kick a car! I'm an author and I can do ANYTHING!!! MWAHAHAHA!!) "And no mushy business in this fic, save it for later!" Dragon yells at K-1 and Bell. "Ok." they say sheepishly while holding hands. "Stop it!!" Dragon kicks their hands apart. "This is a G-rated fic!" "Cranky." mutters K-1. "Grrrrrrrrrrrr." Dragon growls like the little neko-chan she is. "Now let's all sing a song!!!" declares Bell. She stands up and Blessed Bell comes out. They do the song and hand movements from the first part of the movie, and the Skittles rainbow comes down and starts raining Skittles. Mmmm. "Ok. That's it. No more. Bye." Dragon says through a mouthful of Skittles while closing the door.
Owari Peorth pops out of a camera. "What about me??"
Owari (really)
----------------------- [1] A statue shaped like a waving cat. It is a good luck charm.
A Goddesses Complaint
Dragon appears, sitting on a cloud with a little 9 on it. She is humming happily along to the tune of a chainsaw hacking down a tree. Below her, a bathtub, a mirror, and a TV sit. Also, there is a door leading into the room. Suddenly, there is a flash. "Dragon! DRAGON! I want to talk to you NOW!!" cries a voice from the tub. A small child emerges from it. "I am NOT a child! I am a goddess 2nd class Skuld! And I wanna know why you haven't put us in a fan-fic yet! I want ice cream!" "Shut it, SKOOLDO!" yells a sexy voice from the TV. "Ooh! Thanks Dragon!" "You're welcome, Urd-chan." "Hey, how come URDO gets to be favored?" whines Skooldo. "My name is NOT Skooldo! It's Skuld!" "Whatever." Urd-chan and I say. "Oh, goodness! Now, let's all be friends again!" cries Belldandy from the mirror. "Umm, Bell? We were never friends with Skuld." At that, Skuld starts to cry. "I'm sorry, Skuld. Here's some ice cream." Dragon passes a cup of ice cream to Skuld at which point she glomps me. "You're welcome." "Awww! Keiichi, dear! Come and get a picture of this!" "Coming, Bell!" calls Keiichi from the other side of the door. "Hold on." K- 1 stumbles through the door with Mara on his heels. He takes a giant makeneko[1] and hits her on the head with it. She stops and looks around. "Oh dear! Have I caused you all trouble?" "YES!!" yells Megumi the car. "I'm so AWFULLY sorry!!" "That won't help my predicament." mutters Megumi. "NO cars in the house!" yells Dragon as she kicks Megumi out of the room. (Yes, I can kick a car! I'm an author and I can do ANYTHING!!! MWAHAHAHA!!) "And no mushy business in this fic, save it for later!" Dragon yells at K-1 and Bell. "Ok." they say sheepishly while holding hands. "Stop it!!" Dragon kicks their hands apart. "This is a G-rated fic!" "Cranky." mutters K-1. "Grrrrrrrrrrrr." Dragon growls like the little neko-chan she is. "Now let's all sing a song!!!" declares Bell. She stands up and Blessed Bell comes out. They do the song and hand movements from the first part of the movie, and the Skittles rainbow comes down and starts raining Skittles. Mmmm. "Ok. That's it. No more. Bye." Dragon says through a mouthful of Skittles while closing the door.
Owari Peorth pops out of a camera. "What about me??"
Owari (really)
----------------------- [1] A statue shaped like a waving cat. It is a good luck charm.